True Blood is taking a "breather" next week (hahaha -- very funny, HBO), but things seem to be heating up in the week after.  Eric pays Lafayette a visit, threatening that Lafayette will have to leave the house at some point.  Steve becomes suspicious of Jason's intentions towards his wife, and invites Jason for a quite little walk in the woods – just Jason, Steve, and Steve's shotgun.

Later on, Jason is attacked in the bunks by a mysterious figure in a hoodie.  We're supposed to think it's a vampire attack, but it's probably just one of Jason's camp frenemies playing a mean-spirited prank.  Tara tells Maryann she is moving in with Sookie – much to Maryann's chagrin. 

In episode three, Sookie and Bill had a huge blow-up over the Jessica situation, which can only be forgotten when Sookie is attacked by a monster in the woods and nearly dies; Jason tells his fellow cult members that he has never been hurt by a vampire, which pisses off the vampophobes; and Daphne reveals she is more than just a crappy waitress.  For all the dirt on "Scratches," check out our full recap here.