Jeremys review of The Evil Dead

Jeremys review of The Evil Dead

Jeremy Wallace's picture

I like to play cards. Well, some games. I don't like poker so much but I do like War and Go-Fish.

These kids went to a cabin in and the swing was moving. It was so cool. I was watching it with my friend Clark and he screamed at the TV a lot while the movie was on. That is okay though because he also screams at the neighbor next door that is always washing his F150 without a shirt on. But Clark still likes the guy. SO I knew he liked The Evil Dead.

The woods came alive and started touching a girl in the hoo-nanner.

Clark yelled at the vine. The the car got stuck on the bridge...anyway only Ash survived. Or did he?

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Head Vampire's picture

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I like to play cards. Well, some games. I don't like poker so much but I do like War and Go-Fish.

These kids went to a cabin in and the swing was moving. It was so cool. I was watching it with my friend Clark and he screamed at the TV a lot while the movie was on. That is okay though because he also screams at the neighbor next door that is always washing his F150 without a shirt on. But Clark still likes the guy. SO I knew he liked The Evil Dead.

The woods came alive and started touching a girl in the hoo-nanner.

Clark yelled at the vine. The the car got stuck on the bridge...anyway only Ash survived. Or did he?

But does he like tacos? I saw Evil Dead The Musical last night in NYC. Funny and bloody - quite the combination. Go fish.

Jeremy Wallace's picture

Why would I mention tacos in my review. That has nothing to do with the movie! You are weird!

Why is my review NOT on the front page yet?

Head Vampire's picture

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Why would I mention tacos in my review. That has nothing to do with the movie! You are weird!

Why is my review NOT on the front page yet?

We'll get back to you in 4-6 weeks.

Jeremy Wallace's picture

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Why would I mention tacos in my review. That has nothing to do with the movie! You are weird!

Why is my review NOT on the front page yet?

We'll get back to you in 4-6 weeks.

SWEET!

Head Vampire's picture

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Why would I mention tacos in my review. That has nothing to do with the movie! You are weird!

Why is my review NOT on the front page yet?

We'll get back to you in 4-6 weeks.

SWEET!

Uhhhh, yeah, great! Thanks for playing!

randomftb's picture

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Why would I mention tacos in my review. That has nothing to do with the movie! You are weird!

Why is my review NOT on the front page yet?

I think tacos are extremely important in any review...and your wrong they have alot to do with the movie...just ask the taco that got assaulted by the possessed vine...

new man law: from now on all reviews have to include tacos!

Then maybe you'll get on the front page.

Here's to blood, guts, and TACOS!

Jeremy Wallace's picture

bump lol

PaliAzzar's picture

Now how am I supposed to be serious after a review like this? Tacos???

Bump.

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