lets all write a song together

lets all write a song together

tomie's picture

i will start us off

BLOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GUTS!!!!!!!! GORE!!!!!! SPONGEBOB SQUARE PANTS!!!!!

OH YEAH....FETUS ZOMBIES!!!!!

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MY FEARNET MOVIE WOULD BE LIKE THIS:

LINE 1: I'M GOING TO THE BATHROOM TO TAKE A SHOWER...

LINE 2: OK, JUST DON'T TAKE TO LONG.

LINE 3: SCREAMING HONEY, ARE U ALRIGHT, I AM CALLING 911.

911 SERVICES, HOW MAY WE HELP YOU?

MY GIRLFRIEND IS DEAD, SHE WAS TAKING A SHOWER AND SHE WAS STABBED, GET THE SHERRIF OR SOMEONE OVER HERE.

WHAT'S UR LOCATION?

1625 NEW YORK AVENUE, NEW YORK

OK, WE WILL HAVE 2 UNITS SENT OVER, AND AN AMBULANCE.

[SCREAMING]

15 MINUTES LATER:

KNOCK, KNOCK, KNOCK! OPEN UP THIS IS THE POLICE...

[DOOR SLAMMING]

THAT'S IT WE'RE BREAKING IN.

NO FURTHER COMMUNICATIONS FROM THE NEW YORK STATE POLICE.

THE NEXT DAY, ANOTHER UNIT ARRIVES AND FOUND BLOOD AND GUTS SPLATTERED EVERYWHERE.

AND THEY FOUND A BOY AND HIS GIRLFRIEND LYING WITH THEIR HEADS CUT OFF AND GUTS CUT OPEN U CAN SEE EVERYTHING INSIDE THEIR BODIES. SUCH AS ORGANS, LUNGS, BRAIN, LEGS, E.T.C

I'LL HAVE SOME MORE LINES TOMORROW OR ON FRIDAY .......

I AM GOING TO WATCH A SCARY MOVIE RIGHT NOW.......

sickness's picture

I FOUND THE INSIDES AND I SET UP THE DINNER TABLE INVITED A FEW FRIENDS AND TURNED ON THE CABLE WATCHING HORROR MOVIES WHILE WE EAT SOME HUMAN MEAT MUNCHING ON THE HEADS TIL I BITE DOWN ON THE TEETH WITH SORE GUMS I STOP THE FEASTING NOW I HAVE TO GO TO THE DOCTOR BECAUSE MY GUMS ARE BLEEDING NOW I'M IN PAIN KICKING THE SEVERED HEAD MY FRIENDS PULLING AT ME TELLING ME HES ALREADY DEAD SO WE TAKE THE LEFT OVERS AND PUT THEM IN THE STOVE TURN THE HEAT TO 350 SO OUR FOOD WOULDN'T GET COLD THE NEXT MORNING WENT TO EAT SOME FOR BREAKFAST THE SHIT WAS SOUR SO I THREW IT IN THE TRASH FOR SOME DOGS TO DEVOUR.

spookyboo's picture

The neighbors complain of the smell, which I cannot redeem. I'm so pissed at the world, that I could just f**king scream.

The police stopped questioning me, as they couldn't build a case.  But that didn't stop them, from spraying me with mace.

Even though arson and murder are crimes quite prudent.  The 50 is too busy harrassing some nerdy Justice student.

The obvious criminals, they couldn't timely get.  So now they're busy playing around, via the internet.

GHOULISH's picture

fooling the police i'll do it with ease - when they call my phone i'll trick em by speaking chinese - i'll shake em off my tail like a dog with fleas - leaving my dna in their wives and my piss on trees - i'll avoid questioning like it is a decease - i dont know a thing i plead the fith bitch please - you'll get nothing out of me not even court feas - with no evidence or information to squeeze - they open up the doors and i'm gone like the breeze - i'll fly back to NYC or the florida keys - now its a cold case watch yo investigation freeze = locked up is what i'll never be = you'll never catch a evil spirit like me.... ( music plays while zombies dance in the background ) and old people say peace out with their teeth out....

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Of course, now that I am free and out...........I'm still laying low with some f**king Kraut.  He goes to his strange meetings every single day.  But at least is somewhat of a good person to lay. He builds his own weapons because of a federal ban, but you know what they say about one jail bird in the hand. Sometimes worth better then two in the bush. But I don't care to think of the matter too much longer, as I have smoked all his purple kush.

GHOULISH's picture

this so funny i cant even read it lol !!!

spookyboo's picture

So funny nobody believes it.  Everyone wonders how the wrap was beaten? The Kraut's now gone from a bad f*cking speed hit, but from the Kush, I still find myself cheesing.

The FBI's on the serial murder case now. Most of them got through Grad school........... but I'm not sure how. They form their speculations and make meaningless charts.  The public still panics because the investigation has been over-run by tards.

funnyangrykid's picture

u said we werrrre, gonna be best friends till theee ennnddd

but look at what has beeecommme of uh usss

we've slaughtered so mannnyyy uknown victims JUST forrrr a ruh a usshh

now we're runnin from theee unknowwnnnn

just ta find where weeee belong

so many victimmss of insaanityyyy

so why are we fightinnngg just ta stayyy sane

and there is nothing and no one tooo blame

but our selfs cause we are goin innnsane

people are killinnn just ta getttt a littllle fame

not that eyyyee would do thaa same

and maybe killlll ta get reveennngggee

put that knive through therrrree chest

and watch em' gasp forrrr  breath

then im gonna cut off therrree head

leatherface_sawyer's picture

yea yea yea hellhammer sucks they are screwed lets grab a bottle of lube and sing fuck you yea yea yea kill me please like a fucking disease yea yea yea

jasonprice's picture

Murder, Maiming, and many freaks smoking there brains into stone, they never realized the dangers or death that is coming, till the bones they break mean as little as the body that holds them. 

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