How would you die?

How would you die?

FibreWire's picture

If you were to be the first victim in a slasher movie by a serial killer, how would you want to die?

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joestoutenger's picture

If I were in a horror movie and was going to die..it wouldn't be pretty..it wouldn't be fast..the newest experiment by some crazed/mad/gone postal/governmental/ employee would release THE VIRUS..of all Viruses..and ebberbody would be getting this..but and as my luck is and always has been..I would be semi immune to the virus and it would eat away at me and be painful in ways you couldn't imagine..and as the worlds population is dying off I would be watching the horror of people killing and being killed..now we are down to the very last poeple on earth,and a cure..yes yes a cure for this the THE VIRUS of all Viruses..and they give it to me and it's starting to work..I'm going to make it..and I find shelter for the night..I start walking up a flight of stairs and all of a sudden I hear..crash,boom,bang and somebody who was ahead of me with the same thought I had finds the only wet piece of dog shit left on earth and slips and falls breaking his neck and skull,lands right on top of me and I loose my ballance and am drove down the remaining stairs on to a piece of broken sewer pipe and it..well kills me.....

LaRae's picture

geez....think about dyin much?Tongue out

HELLFIGHTER's picture

Every single day, since I was shot in the head at the age of 6, was revived and no one realized I was carrying the bullet in my skull till I was taken to the emergency room 5 days later cause of a debilitating headache and the bullet was removed.

johbai's picture

CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!

I Think Therefore I Am

After much soul-searching, extensive deliberation...I've come to the conclusion that the only respectable and honorable way to go in a horror flick would be to...

Disney's Pride & Joy

first have mad, hot, torrid, unihibitable sex with some mindless bimbo...then...

Hey...Don't Bogey it!!!

be "STONED" to death!!!!

Peace out yall!!!

Peace out yall!!!

HELLFIGHTER's picture

I would rather be "blown" away !

ITS GOT POTASSIUM !

johbai's picture

CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!

Okay...but remember...this is going to be a horror flick...so...

So Ladies; if you hold it at the end of the shaft...

"Who's my next victim?"

Peace out yall!!!

PEACE OUT, HF!!!!

HELLFIGHTER's picture

YEE-IKKES ! ! !

THANKS. . . . I'LL PASS. .

johbai's picture

CURSE YOU, PERRY THE PLATYPUS!!!

Or you could always go a different venue...

And now for something completely different!

"I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Demille...Blow, blow, blow your boat...not so gently as you scream...merrily, merrily merrily...Johnny Depp I'd like to ream..."

Well HF....Hilary or Nathan...pick your poison.  Personally...if they were my choices...

It taste's like chicken!

I'd opt for suicide...and blow myself away!!!!!

Peace out yall!!!

Peace out yall!!!

HELLFIGHTER's picture

LITTLE LAUGH

mad_hatter's picture

Interesting? I have often thought and discused the question at hand with others of my kind. In reality, if I were in some of the same situations as said film, I would more then likely live. For the fact that I have several little voices in my head that would say "Get the f outta here now b".

Now for if I would so happen be running thru a horror film trip and snap an ankle. . . it would be in the woods. . . dawn is approaching. . . i'm army crawling because I have a twisted ankle, a fractured tibia, a broken tail bone, and i'm missing half my teeth from the start cause i slamed myself into a tree. . . all of a sudden a midget with a cleft lip and a blender pops out and makes a hatter smoothie.

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