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vampire pigeons are running a muck people in local parks and school zones are being terrorised, keep your children indoors do not let them go out with loaves of bread they're lives will be endangered, vampire pigeons are killing police just for the donuts in they're cars, they're firearms are powerless against the feathery hordes, refrain from using all bird calls this will only anger them, as of now there is no known cure for the infection they spread, people are being infected and begging for crumbs while making cooing noises, if you see of hear vampire pigeons please do not approach them, they're highly territorial and will attack in flocks, french government aggred to help but saw the danger and then ran away, local supermarkets are being infested they're bread companies refuse to make deliveries, house cats are disappearing from homes and pet stores, the pentagon denies all allegations of ransom demands from leaders of vampire pigeons, vampire pigeons are now peddling vintage hampster porn for 38 crumbs.

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(ronald fitz) we're i.i.a the internal intelligence agency we know all about you and please believe me we're on your side, we have a secure secret facility nearby please lets go we've brought transportation. (commander davis) what the fuk are you babbling about i.i.a there's no such thing, i have the highest clearance level i would of heard of you before, and my file is top secret who do you report to. (ronald fitz) please i'll answer all you questions just please lets go its not safe here. they follow the mysterious scientists outside and see a strange vehicle with i.i.a in bright red letters on both sides, they quickly jump in start moving. (tony) what is this ? (ronald fitz) this is solar powered personnel transport vehicle. (tony) like nasa has for moon landings. (ronald fitz) far more advanced than that (tony) that's crazy nasa has the best technology. (commander davis) be serious we're in a car from the future with a lion and scientists escaping nuclear radiation nothings crazy anymore. to be continued.

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