stream sucks...but here's a true story !!!

stream sucks...but here's a true story !!!

GHOULISH's picture

i was at work it was blazing hot in the kitchen and i had no orders to cook so i went out for a smoke break. in the parking lot was a guy with a crotch rocket, with demon heads and 666 all over the bike like 9 times in 2 minute conversation, he said there's no god i dont believe over & over he said it i was pretending to listen like uh huh yeah uh huh. then he reved the engine and went flying to the road, right before he got there POW into a car at like 40 miles an hour. i ran over he's laying there bleeding with his devil bike smashed he's crying saying oh god oh god oh god, i laughed and said gods trying to tell you something isn't he bitch it was hilarious. then the emt's came and put him in the ambulance..TRUE STORY

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spookyboo's picture

I get the whole point of your story Ghoulish. But what the heck is the allure to crotch rockets to begin with? Is it for migits or people who can't afford the right size bikes?  Even petal bikes.......unless your a stunt buff, why ride a bike that was meant for a 5 year old? When I was 13 I had a mo-pad but when I out-grew it I gave it to my nephew. Again, not a great bike to do stunts with as the engine hung way too low.

 

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GHOULISH's picture

hey what's up spooky,,, no it wasn't a little kids bike crotch rocket is just a name for a really fast bike i think it was a ninja i couldn't tell ? the little bikes your thinking of are mini's or pocket rockets those things are hilarious you can pick it up and carry it lol, plus if you ride one of those on the city streets where i live the cops would be chasing you in like two seconds. peace GHOULISH

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zigzag528's picture

spooky, you're killing me...sorry I can't stop laughing...crotch rockets= little bikes....That's classic....spooky, you rock....

I've had a couple of them....They don't call them that for nothing...Had the wife on back one night, drunk as a drunk, we're flying on a Yamaha 750, hit a slick spot and BAM, bike just slides right out from under us...We, and the bike, slid and rolled, and tumbled easily 100 feet down the street...Deb and I ended up 30 feet apart from each other, both of us screaming,"you all right, you all right?"A couple scratches for us, and all the bike got was a little bend in the front brake handle...We slowed our drunk asses down the rest of the way home...I have several "crotch rocket" horror stories.....peace-zigzag

spookyboo's picture

Yeah, I was thinking of those pocket rockets (mini's) that a lot of city tarts run up and down the road with thinking they're all cool and shit.

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babygurl8324's picture

I had a Suzuki GSXR..  beautiful, got wrecked by my friend.  The whore still hasn't paid me for it.  She took off with it without my permission and I didn't have insurance yet.  It sucked.  Some friends are pointless.

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sakbeerslayer365's picture

actually the bike i had wasnt a crotch rocket..when i was 16 i bought a really beat up harley and sorta fixed it up (i'm not a very good mechanic )..i would just ride up and down the dead end street we lived on..no license..one day i set up a ramp so i could jump our driveway..this was sorta like in the country..we had 2 yards /lawns seperated by the driveway..so anyhoo i revved up..hit the ramp and sailed over the driveway when the front wheel came off when i landed i flew like 15-20 feet over the handlebars and landed face first..fortunately it was in the grass..broke my wrist..parents forced me to sell the bike a week later..aint ridden one since..true story...peace..sakCool

Kaboom's picture

Hey! Kind of a touchy subject. I cringe every time I see one of them go by. If you ride, you know what I'm talking about. Tennis shoes, (blown out knees and ankles), short pants, (road rash), wife- beater tee shirts, (again, road rash), and a girl on the back, (innocent victim). I'm 49 years old. I got my first mini-bike when I was 5. For 44 years, I've never been without something with 2 wheels, and a motor. Working on motorcycles is my hobby. When I was in the Navy, I rode what I consider to be one of the first "crotch-rockets". A '72 Kawasaki H2 750, 3 cylinder 2-stroke. 0 to 80 in a block! Top speed, ??? I was in Pensacola, Fla. The next town is Ft. Walton Beach, 45 miles away. I would go from one to the other in 10 minutes! Then turn around and go back! I would hit 180 miles an hour, and the bike had room for more. The adrenaline rush is unbelievable! I still wonder why I'm still alive. I don't recommend this to anyone. There is a time and place for everything. Public streets and highways, are not the time or place. I've laid bikes down. Got the scars to prove it. That's why I have the beard. Scars on my chin and jawline. Not a fashion statement. What I'm getting at is, most "crotch-rocket jockeys" have never had a bike before. Their daddy's buy them one, and turn them loose, with no more training than the 'ride around the cones' to get their license. Not long after that, you see them in the papers. Obits, mostly! Yes, this rant is due to lost friends. I'll get off my soap-box now. Sorry! Like I said, touchy subject. I've taught a lot of people to ride. All 5 of my daughters, nephews, friends, friend's kids, best advice I give is, "ride like every car out there is out to get you!" I still ride. There's nothing like it! I'll keep riding until I can't hold my bike up anymore. Hpoefully, that's no time soon!lol              Later!             Kaboom

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GHOULISH's picture

i love riding dirt bikes but to be honest i've never driven a real motorcycle never had the chance, the story i just told was true it happened about 6 months ago, but yes a close friend of mine was killed by a drunk driver while riding his duechati that he paid lots of money for this bike was his world, spring time finally came he got his bike out of winter storage and the first day riding it some drunk idiot rammed into his back tire making him fly off the bike and die, yes the guy who killed him is still in prison but in my book that's not enough he was a good dude and it's a shame he's gone he was talking about riding his new bike all winter and was so excited, so zigzag's story really hit home never drive drunk again bro please i don't wanna hear about you dying or being crippled, and if you were just kidding that's really not funny....

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zigzag528's picture

No Ghoulish, That was a very true story...I'd never lie about something like that....All my stories are true life....That's where the true horror is...It's not in these movies, it's in the streets....Look around...Everyday there's horror surrounding us, engulfing us, devouring us....And the whole time somebody's telling us everything's gonna be all right...BULLSHIT!!! It's not.....If you weren't born in a gold bucket, you're in a messed up way, with a hard, long road in front of you....Ghoulish, I haven't been a serious drinker since 1996....My daughter was born and I pretty much gave it up...An occasional beer from time to time, but hey, never drunk....

I hear you kaboom, I too have lost some good friends on the 2 wheelers...One of my best friends last words was "Watch this"...In less then a minute he was decapitated by a gaurd rail....It takes a long time to get past something like that...I almost gave up riding....But that was a long time ago, and I've had several bikes since then, not now, but someday we will have another bike....And you're so right kaboom, every car on the road is out to get you....It's dodgeball at 125 mph....

I had a Kawasaki 1000, my partner, God rest his soul, had a Yamaha V-Max, 1100...We would go from Memphis to Nashville just to get some breakfast at this fantastic Mom and Pops place.....About a 220 mile trip...We'd be there eating biscuits and gravy in less then 2 hours....We were kids and thought we'd never die...He was wrong....Lost him, Thanksgiving 1999.....Like you said, how I've managed to stay alive, is beyond me....

Our next big bike is gonna be a cruiser...The wife and I decided that our crotch-rocket days are best left behind us....Want to do some serious cross country traveling on a good bike....Might even pay some of my lunatic friends a visit...Maybe someday, who knows? I don't....Ride free people....

peace-zigzag

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