THE ADVENTURES OF HARRY AND THE BEAVER..PROLOGUE(NO ITS NOT A DIRTY STORY...YET)

THE ADVENTURES OF HARRY AND THE BEAVER..PROLOGUE(NO ITS NOT A DIRTY STORY...YET)

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YOUR AUTHOR SAK PRESENTS THIS STORY OF TWO MISGUIDED YOUTHS ON THEIR SOMETIMES COMICAL AND SILLY JOURNEYS THROUGH THIS THING WE CALL LIFE.

   WE BEGIN AT THE BEGINNING AS ALL STORIES SHOULD.OUR HEROES ARE A COUPLE OF SOMEWHAT NAIVE YOUNG BOYS ON A  JOURNEY OF SELF DISCOVERY.FIRST WE HAVE HARRY,A LIKEABLE KID WITH TOUSLED HAIR,FRECKLES,THE WHOLE NINE YARDS RICHIE CUNNINGHAM THING.BUT SADLY HE HAS FAMILY TROUBLES.AN ALCOHOLIC AND ABUSIVE FATHER,A PROMISCIOUS MOTHER AND TWO SISTERS THAT ARE KNOWN TO BE CARE-FREE,IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.HIS BEST PAL IS OUR OTHER HERO OF THIS SOON TO BE SORDID TALE,BEAVER,BECAUSE FOR SOME REASON NO-ONE CALLS HIM BY HIS REAL NAME,THEODORE.BEAVER HAS SOME ISSUES OF HIS OWN,NOT THE LEAST OF WHICH IS THAT HE IS MILDLY RETARDED.ADDING TO HIS PROBLEMS IS THAT HE IS AN ONLY CHILD BEING RAISED BY HIS MATERNAL GRANDMOTHER(MORE ON HER LATER,I PROMISE) DUE TO THE UNTIMELY AND MORE THAN SLIGHTLY SUSPICIOUS DEATHS OF HIS PARENTS IN A LAWNMOWER ACCIDENT.

       NOW THAT WE'VE MET OUR HEROS,AND YOU KNOW YOU LIKE THEM ALREADY DON'T YOU?LETS TAKE A LOOK AROUND THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD,SHALL WE?WE SEE ROWS AND ROWS OF HOUSES THAT ALL LOOK THE SAME.THE SIDEWALKS ARE CRACKED AND UN-EVEN,POT HOLES LITTER THE DEAD END STREET THEY LIVE ON.MAILBOXES ASKEW ON THEIR PRESSURE TREATED WOOD POSTS.DOGGY DOO UN ATTENDED ON PEOPLES LAWNS AND MALFUNCTIONING LAWN SPRINKLERS SPITTING RANDOM BLASTS OF WATER ONTO UNTENDED LAWNS.EMPTY CIGARETTE PACKS AND EMPTY BEVERAGE CONTAINERS CLOGGING THE STREET DRAINS.YES AND ONE CANNOT IGNORE THE SWEET SMELL OF SEWAGE EVERY TIME SOMEONE ON THE STREET FLUSHES THEIR TOILET.

    SOUNDS LIKE A NICE PEACEFUL,NORMAL NEIGHBORHOOD DOESN'T IT? AND FOR THE MOST PART IT IS.THAT IS UNTIL YOU LOOK BENEATH THE SURFACE OF THIS SEEMINGLY INNOCENT SLICE OF AMERICANA AND FIND A SICKLY UNDERBELLY.THIS IS WHERE OUR BOYS BEGIN THEIR ADVENTURE AND THEY ARE TAKING YOU,DEAR READER ALONG FOR THE RIDE,THEIR COMING OF AGE,THEIR TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS,THEIR FAILURES AND VICTORIES,THEIR TRAGEDIES AND SORROWS.THESE ARE THE ADVENTURES OF HARRY AND THE BEAVER.

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HatchetGirl's picture

HMMMMMMM.  interesting story -- sounds like a trailer trash kinda neighborhood.  LOL!  Is this where young serial killers live???Laughing

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