Why wait for another horror movie that sucks testicles?

Why wait for another horror movie that sucks testicles?

babygurl8324's picture

Seriously.  I am really contemplating everythime I want to see a new release horror movie just going outside and bashing somebody upside the head with a sludge hammer and watching them twitch and bleed profusely until bashing them again and ending my "entertainment" for the evening then showering and going to bed dreaming of sex.....(sigh) We have a "society" with its "rules" that say killing people is "bad" m'kay?  What is a poor derelict girl to do?  What would you do?

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johbai's picture

As interesting as your proposal sounds...or should I say "incarcerating"...it's not the healthiest of ways to vent your pent up frustrations.

I've noticed alot of remarks from fearnetters about how bad the horror movies of today are...and I'm not arguing that point...as I'm sure you won't argue that there are a few good ones out on occassion...But instead of bitching about it everyone; why not do something about?

There's definite budding talent here...and plenty of horror afficienendos on fearnet...so why not get together and produce our own?  Think of it guys...DLP...Deranged Lunatics Productions!

Oh, and Babygurl...just imagine how much fun you could have scripting the subtitles for the Mime scenes...I'm just saying.

sakbeerslayer365's picture

..I HAVE ALWAYS HAD THIS OPINION;

VIOLENCE IS NEVER THE QUESTION..ITS ALWAYS THE ANSWER..AND THE ANSWER IS ALWAYS YES

SAME GOES FOR SEX...ALWAYS YES..HOPE THIS CLEARS THIS UP FOR YA..( BTW BG SOMETIMES DREAM SEX IS BETTER THAN NOTHING..A SHAME I CANT BE THERE WHEN IT HAPPENS!)...PEACE AND DIRTY DREAMS....SAKTongue out

babygurl8324's picture

Both very good replies....(Don't worry sak...you are here..)  Wink 

sakbeerslayer365's picture

THANK YOU MY DEAR..YOU HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE FEW THINGS THAT HAVE KEPT ME GOING TODAY..BTW I LEFT THA EXTRA AXE IN THE CLOSET IN CASE YOU FEEL FRISKY LATER..PLUS MY LITTLE BAG OF TOYS WITH SHARP EDGES  THAT I SAVE FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS..WELL GOTTA GO DIG SOME HOLES IN THE BACKYARD..DAMMIT I'M RUNNING OUT OF ROOM..SEE YA WHEN YOURE SLEEPING...SAK THE INCUBUSTongue out

Logos19's picture

Yes the industry does suck, yes there is great talant here on fear net and especially from the members of deranged lunatics, and yes it would be a great idea for DLP. And fighting is not always the answer, i enjoy playing mind games and psycologican warfare, but most of the time it is.

 

And hey sak, isnt your backyard full by know?lol. DLP would be a good idea, but we would need a few trucks full of money to do everything. But if you just happen to have a couple of truck lying around send me a message. see yaLaughing

metalgurahl's picture

@Babygurl: Since you mentioned the sledge hammer thing, maybe you'll like this horror movie.  Its a made in Texas horror film (not yet released, so ignore the 2008 thing) called Sweatshop.  Main killer has a friggin' anvil as a hammer.  Total splatterfest, methinks you'll actually like it.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=65367992173

As for making our own horror film, I'm already working on it.  If you want something done right, do it yourself.  Of course, horror is a massively subjective thing.  Which scares the piss out of you or makes your skin crawl will make the person next to you roll their eyes and think to themselves (I spent $10 dollars on this?).

Some people like splatterfests, some people like psychological creepfests, and there's the occasional "intellilectual horror film" (Mr. Brooks, Silence of the Lambs).  Some people like the more religious horror like Exorcist, or poltergeist style movies.

almostdead's picture

ha, i am so gonna watch that sweatshop, looks awesome, however, i am curious as to how the guy can see in a dark building wearing a welders mask, lol, thoes are hard to see thru in the sun light.

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