COOKING WITH ROADKILL

COOKING WITH ROADKILL

Anonymous's picture

...THERE ARE MILLIONS OF COOKBOOKS..LETS START OUR OWN..

MY SUGGESTIONS

SQUIRREL PANCAKES

CRUNCHY KITTY CASSEROLE

....CHIME IN..FIRE UP THOSE SAUTE PANS...ITS DINNER TIME!!!Yell

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babuh's picture

Now you're talking Hillbilly Heaven.  Lets start with the appetizers

Chipmunk Fritters with spicy possum dipping sauce

Leaping Lizzard Tarts with a creamy rabbit topping

Crispy Rattlesnake Chips and Squirrel Nuggets

 

Entre

Mountain Oysters ala BobbyJoe

Roasted Porcupine with Beaver Gravey

Grilled Wild Onions and hedgehog tails

 

Dessert

Skunk Fosters with Vanilla Weasle topping     YUMMMMMMMY!!!!!!Laughing

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GHOULISH's picture

ok we have a deer killed by a truck gently sauted in yak butter, with a spicy sheep nipple sauce. a lovely dead pigeon we found on the roof microwaved to perfection, the decay and maggots come free of charge. lab rat tartar served with a potato peeler to remove the fur, any intoxicating feelings illnesses or supernatural powers you may contract are also free of charge. chinese style bog vagina cooked slowly by the sun glazed with skunk spay, and filled with a living squirrel deeply infected with rabies, that ones always fun for the kids. a untouched raw blowfish with a deadly cobra vennum sauce on the side, a perfect choice for a cheating spouse. and specially made for our cannibal friends, deep fried people nuggets with tattooed skin chips. we also have human intestines boiled in urine with the chefs own salty sauce it my take a while for that one his wrist gets tired. and with every drink the glass is freshly licked by our crackwhore with herpies. those are our specials so welcome to shitbags.. lol

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Jem727's picture

OMG!!!! We are talking hillbilly all the way!!!!! Gotta love those mountain oysters, and the meat we  cook with engines!!!! What about them lamb fries though???????

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Jem727's picture

By the way!!!! My mom mom used to hunt, kill, and eat squirrels, lol!!!!! Redneck all the way!!!!!

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spookyboo's picture

Believe it or not, I think Jeffrey Dahmer was writing a book about this before he was impaled through the butt with a mop.  The draft's probably been sold on e-bay.

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jmart2's picture

My friend hit a deer with his truck . Do you think us red necks would let that meat go to waste . Not we ate of that deer 3 times . Sorry dude meat is meat and a man must eat .seeyaSealedLaughing

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jmart2's picture

Oddles of Poodles>LMFAO.

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jmart2's picture

Country fried cat .

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jmart2's picture

We`ll save the mountian oysters for you Sak

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jmart2's picture

Or redneck oysters .LMFAO

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