zombie questions ???

zombie questions ???

Anonymous's picture

why haven't we seen midget zombies before ??? little dead bastards that go for the kneecaps lol. sounds like a good horror comedy.. or what about zombies that eat other zombies, like older zombies eating fresh zombies or wounded zombies..? or what about a jewish zombie that can't eat anyone because their not kosher ??? well something to think about. 'peace'

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Yeah, I don't think there ever was a zombie movie about migits.  If one was made, they should call it "The Wizard Of Gauze" with messed up little people running all about in a fantasy realm that could only be best described as the worst monster movie acid trip ever.

I think there were a few zombie movies that had starving zombies eating each other.  As for the "not kosher" thing.  That certainly would be something new to see.

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GHOULISH's picture

yeah know what i mean about zombies eating each other, like zombies eating other zombies and becoming more powerful, kind of like a super zombie that can't die, like if you blow it up the pieces are still alive like return of the dead. and i thought midget zombies would be freaky as hell they could hide anywhere then jump out. but i was just trying to be funny about jewish zombie that can't eat anyone because their not kosher, what if it could talk it would ask you if your jewish, and when you said no it would say damn it or something and walk away. seriously i wanna write a horror comedy.

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You do have some pretty good ideas.  What would you call the Jewish zombies though? Jewmanji's?    

      Either way, I'd like to see some more movies with "demented little-people."They deserve to share the horror genre spotlight too.  They should make some movies about evil hobbit dwarf / midgit zombies living in the woods stalking boy scouts and campers. Reminds me of "snipe hunting" urban legends.

GHOULISH's picture

warwick davis from leprechaun is the best midget actor that ever lived he rocks. GIMMIE ME GOLD !! if there were horror movie awards he should get a few.... 'peace'

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I know.  It must have been hard for him to get his break in showbiz though.  Who the heck names their kid Warwick? I know he's a midget and all but it sounds like a character from "Willow."

Then there is that gross little guy with the veins sticking out of his head from the "Austin Powers" movies.  He's pretty gross too.

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babuh's picture

zombie midgets, that would be great. sounds like something Troma would make. i would totally watch evil, undead, flesh eating little people.  tooooooo funny

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GHOULISH's picture

hey spookyboo guess what the guy from willow that played willow, that is warwick davis he's been in lots of movies its just that people don't know it, he's usually in a costume or makeup so you can't tell its him. he's amazing a really talented actor he's british i think. seriously google warwick davis and see everything he's done, he's like the bruce cambel of little people lol. 'peace'

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Really! I had no idea.  God, I wonder who or what, his fan-club consists of?  What would you do if you were totally trashed and ran into him in vegas or something?  I'd still probably laugh.

Who knows, maybe someday he will go from actor turned director and make a bunch of scary little people movies.

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Mstorms85's picture

You know, that would be some funny ass shit!!!! Something that shoulda been in Zombie Land, lmao!!!! Laughing

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TRKORTRT415's picture

(& for the record TRKORTRT415 has nothing against midget zombies, midget mummies, midget vampires, midget werewolves or any other monster affiliated midgets, thank you)  R.H.F.S.U  Money mouth

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