best way to kill a vampire be inventive?

best way to kill a vampire be inventive?

bloodprince's picture

whats your best way to kill a vampire?

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Holy water enema.

calebbotts's picture

"Boiled in figgy pudding and burried with a stake of holly through his heart."

Or you could always just stick it in a room of plump garlic loving Sicilians.

But I really do like the traditional way of cutting off the head, stuffing the mouth with garlic, sewing it shut, and then driving a stake through it's heart while a priest gives a blessing. It's almost like shooting a dead duck with a punt gun...


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