BullShit ure ass off!!??

BullShit ure ass off!!??

thecarpenter666's picture

at the age of 4 i became the light wieght champion of the world in boxing, by the time i was 5 i had served in the US marines, british army ,foriegn legion, and the S.A.S, and had a total of over 6000 head shots! Being brought up on a farm i was always up early with my dad feeding the animals, he kept this huge bull in the back field ,and every morning he would make me run around in there with red pyjamas on!, by the age of 6 - till i was 10 years old , i worked with N.A.S.A, heading there mars space programme, as chief engineer i got to see all kinds of shit, and i gotta tell ya aliens really do exist!!!, the mission was a success and to this day mars and the milky way are both delicious as bed time snacks !, my teens were really cool as i got to travel first class every where i went, being primeminister of England had its perks but not with- out controversy, but thats another story , well I am now 6ft 6 inches blonde i got blue eyes and i look the spit of brad pit ,but confined to a mental hospital there really isnt much i can do about it !!!!!!1peace!!!AAAAAAARrrggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!Laughing

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HELLFIGHTER's picture

LITTLE LAUGH

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Ok its been 4 months since this discussion, some of you HAVE TO HAVE A GREAT BULLSHIT STORY TO SHARE.WHO

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ANYTHING ? ? ? ? ? HALLLLOOOOOOO ! ! ! !

Lady_deSade87's picture

When I was 7 I had already killed 85 people. Or maybe it was only 8...my memories a little hazy. Maybe I should stop smoking crack...

 

cthulhulad's picture

I VOTED FOR CLINTON, KERRY. AND OBAMA Wink

HELLFIGHTER's picture

Scary fookin' story there C-lad. . . . . did you wake UP from it, lol!

SCARED SMILEY

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I would answer this discussion but Im a tad busy right now. I was surfing by the coast of Japan when I caught this HUGE wave. . . . . . it is now my third time circling the globe and Im finally slowing down. I only type this now so that friends dont worry. The sharks have done their best but cant stop me. The wave is finally slowing down. Went from 620 MPH to a now cautious 78 mph so as soon as it peters off. . . . . . . . . =snicker= I said PETER. . . . . . I will be able to paddle home. It will take awhile as I estimate I will be off the coast of Fiji so it may take me a few hours to paddle back to the east coast of the U.S. but no worries, I have a granola bar and more importantly a plastic spoon, so I should be set. Just someone let Changsha know that there BETTER be a fuckin' KLONDIKE BAR waiting for me when I get back. . . . . . .

OMFG !THE END

DitaV's picture

Well i suppose i should give up the ruse. This is the real me. I just cant hide my true identity any longer....

 

HELLFIGHTER's picture

Whats so hard to believe about THAT ?

IS IT HOT IN HERE ?I FEEL FAINT

DitaV's picture

Hahahahahahaha.... you're sweet

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