BullShit ure ass off!!??

BullShit ure ass off!!??

thecarpenter666's picture

at the age of 4 i became the light wieght champion of the world in boxing, by the time i was 5 i had served in the US marines, british army ,foriegn legion, and the S.A.S, and had a total of over 6000 head shots! Being brought up on a farm i was always up early with my dad feeding the animals, he kept this huge bull in the back field ,and every morning he would make me run around in there with red pyjamas on!, by the age of 6 - till i was 10 years old , i worked with N.A.S.A, heading there mars space programme, as chief engineer i got to see all kinds of shit, and i gotta tell ya aliens really do exist!!!, the mission was a success and to this day mars and the milky way are both delicious as bed time snacks !, my teens were really cool as i got to travel first class every where i went, being primeminister of England had its perks but not with- out controversy, but thats another story , well I am now 6ft 6 inches blonde i got blue eyes and i look the spit of brad pit ,but confined to a mental hospital there really isnt much i can do about it !!!!!!1peace!!!AAAAAAARrrggggghhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!Laughing

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thecarpenter666's picture

that was some foony fookin sheet!!<, i  can smell the bull shit from here mates!!!!!! crack on you bullshitting bastards!!!!LMFAO!!!!!!!

MrBradshaw's picture

CArp age of 4 what took you so long mate?

MrBradshaw's picture

Great woork y'all really funny

I am now teaching everything master Norris has taught me....who wants to be the 3rd baddest person on the planet???

For 39.99 I can teach you. but wait theres more.....I will throw in my smile that rivals sunshine look AND aset of nonstick cookware and a candyland game(with advanced tactics guarunteed to win each and every time!!) and not 1 but 2 sets of ninJA throwing stars I chewed my self made out of 99.9999999% pure titanium!!!

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