"KISS ME WHERE THE MOP DNT SHINE"

"KISS ME WHERE THE MOP DNT SHINE"

TRKORTRT415's picture

now 1 thing is 4 certain & thats that "troma" films are garbage ~ but i kant lie, growin up watchin "usa up all nite" back in the day kinda makes u an automatic "toxie" fan....

well that wuz until about a month or two ago when i actually met "LLOYD KAUFMAN" @ "WONDERCON" in san francisco california (lyk GO GIANTS, FUCK THE DODGERS & A BIG SHOT OUT TA BRIAN STOW) (but thatz another story)

so anyway ~ yeah this sorry sack sh*t is lucky i even rekonized his old ass....

so i c him & im juiced lyk "thats lloyd kaufman, he's the guy that made toxic avenger!"

but when i approach the "troma" booth & enthusiasticlly ask to take a picture with him ~ this f*cker shot me down ~ lol ~ lyk wtf.... really?

u old piece of sh*t, i kud c if it wuz @ the end of the day sumthin ~ but the sh*t jus opened ~ & ta make it worse he wuznt even busy....

so im lyk "ay boss think i kud get a picture with u, sure wish i wuda brought my original kopy of "the toxic avenger" on vhs (thatz rite vhs) so u kuda signed it & i got it on dvd ~ this worm tells me ta buy another kopy & he'll sign it 4 me & then take a picture....

lyk 4real?.... ok.... so ay lloyd YOUR LUCKY I BOUGHT UM THE FIRST TIME U GREEDY SON OF B*TCH! & i wud never f*ckin waste my $ again buying anythin that komes outta janky ass "tromaville"

so never lose fokus of wutz important & THATZ THE FANS F*CKER ~ kuz without us there wud be no "troma"

& thats y i say "LLOYD KAUFMAN, U KAN KISS ME WHERE THE MOP DNT SHINE...."

if theres no fearnet then....

                                                             R.H.F.S.U  Money mouth

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thecarpenter666's picture

thats some funny sheet!!!http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f162/mekese2000/old-man-laughing111.jpg

 

 

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Murtr's picture

Oh my gosshhhh what a dick face. What an incredably rude thing of him to say- buy another and THEN I'll take a picture with you?! wowowowow.

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bootsngin's picture

well just judging you by your grammar & the way you presented a F.u, i can only imagine how you presented yourself to him lmao you come at someone like a tard there gonna look at ya as 1 lol

I'm sure he was thinking this in his old age..act1

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TRKORTRT415's picture

to lloyd kaufman's #1 fan aka "bootsngin...."

first cupz on the house

but in the event your really just a dodgers fan....

if you dont like horror!

so i tell you what, take that mop ~ turn it sideways ~ & you kan stick right up your candy a*s....

(was that proper enough for you.... dick!) ~ i mean richard!

                                                           R.H.F.S.U  Money mouth 

                                                (Real Horror Fans Stand Up)

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klownz's picture

yea boots is dead on right here! TRKORTRT415 YOU ARE A NOB HEAD!.... real horror fans stand up? lol what would you know... idiot

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mizliz's picture

thought it was where the Sun don't shine not a mop ????Rodney King

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