now 1 thing is 4 certain & thats that "troma" films are garbage ~ but i kant lie, growin up watchin "usa up all nite" back in the day kinda makes u an automatic "toxie" fan....
well that wuz until about a month or two ago when i actually met "LLOYD KAUFMAN" @ "WONDERCON" in san francisco california (lyk GO GIANTS, FUCK THE DODGERS & A BIG SHOT OUT TA BRIAN STOW) (but thatz another story)
so anyway ~ yeah this sorry sack sh*t is lucky i even rekonized his old ass....
so i c him & im juiced lyk "thats lloyd kaufman, he's the guy that made toxic avenger!"
but when i approach the "troma" booth & enthusiasticlly ask to take a picture with him ~ this f*cker shot me down ~ lol ~ lyk wtf.... really?
u old piece of sh*t, i kud c if it wuz @ the end of the day sumthin ~ but the sh*t jus opened ~ & ta make it worse he wuznt even busy....
so im lyk "ay boss think i kud get a picture with u, sure wish i wuda brought my original kopy of "the toxic avenger" on vhs (thatz rite vhs) so u kuda signed it & i got it on dvd ~ this worm tells me ta buy another kopy & he'll sign it 4 me & then take a picture....
lyk 4real?.... ok.... so ay lloyd YOUR LUCKY I BOUGHT UM THE FIRST TIME U GREEDY SON OF B*TCH! & i wud never f*ckin waste my $ again buying anythin that komes outta janky ass "tromaville"
so never lose fokus of wutz important & THATZ THE FANS F*CKER ~ kuz without us there wud be no "troma"
& thats y i say "LLOYD KAUFMAN, U KAN KISS ME WHERE THE MOP DNT SHINE...."
R.H.F.S.U 
@kort!!??
thats some funny sheet!!!
Re: "KISS ME WHERE THE MOP DNT SHINE"
Oh my gosshhhh what a dick face. What an incredably rude thing of him to say- buy another and THEN I'll take a picture with you?! wowowowow.
Re: "KISS ME WHERE THE MOP DNT SHINE"
well just judging you by your grammar & the way you presented a F.u, i can only imagine how you presented yourself to him lmao you come at someone like a tard there gonna look at ya as 1 lol
I'm sure he was thinking this in his old age..
RE- "KISS ME WHERE THE MOP DNT SHINE"
to lloyd kaufman's #1 fan aka "bootsngin...."
but in the event your really just a dodgers fan....
so i tell you what, take that mop ~ turn it sideways ~ & you kan stick right up your candy a*s....
(was that proper enough for you.... dick!) ~ i mean richard!
R.H.F.S.U
(Real Horror Fans Stand Up)
RE: KISS ME WHERE THE...
yea boots is dead on right here! TRKORTRT415 YOU ARE A NOB HEAD!.... real horror fans stand up? lol what would you know... idiot
KISS ME WHERE THE MOP DNT SHINE"
thought it was where the Sun don't shine not a mop ????
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