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ManicRaider's picture

Surely Fear Academy did not teach us all there is to know about surviving a horror movie. So name some of your own lessons/courses.

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HELLFIGHTER's picture

When an old gypsy woman tells you to run for your life. . . . . . . . GET THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE.

When the SAME gypsy woman gives you a medallion to protect you FOR FREE. . . . . . . . TAKE IT AND THEN GET THE FUCK OUTTA DODGE!

NEVER take a sec to look behind you when running from something. . . . just run FASTER.

Beware of sinister looking old bums that want to give you a beautiful, glittery puzzle box.

Dont walk through the moors on a moonlit night. LOL.

NEVER piss off strangers in a pub in an isolated town, particularly if its THE SLAUGHTERED LAMB.

Never STOP at an isolated town.

Watch the attendants doing stuff to yer car.

Act as if you are following instructions but NEVER take the "short cut" the crazy gas station attendant told you about.

Drive with a fire extinguisher size of PEPPER SPRAY FOR BEARS when driving in the country. . . . . even if there are NO bears around.

BEAR WARNING. . LOL.Dont tug on Supermans cape. . . .dont spit into the wind. . . . . dont pull the mask off the old Lone Ranger and dont mess. . . . . . . . . .

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zombie_man's picture

Holy fuck, I did all of those just today!!!!! Now I'm a Werewolf, pluss I got starngers, zombies, cannibles after me, NOT ONLY THAT, Superman formed an allience with the longe ranger and all the other supers you mentioned to find me. PLEASE DONT JOIN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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zombiegirl531's picture

I think that there was a similar discussion recently-  but here are my lessons- 

1st of all to HF-   AND DONT MESS AROUND WITH JIM....

Dont go down the basement  EVER !!!

Dont answer the door when u know it could be a sick, maniacal serial killer

Dont leave the weapon on the floor that u just used on the killer- bc U KNOW HE'S GONNA GET UP AND CHASE YOUR A@# !!

Dont walk into a dark, secluded house, room, alleyway, field-  ANYTHING EVER !!!

Dont walk into the house /room and leave the friggin lights off- DUMB ASS !!  ( THIS PISSES ME OFF THE MOST !!!! )

If your friend is dead, dont hang around and wait for the psycho to kill u !  Get the hell out of there ! U can grieve at their funeral

Dont open doors or investigate rooms that have strange sounds coming from them

IF you cant open the door to escape, use a friggin chair or SOMETHING and break the f#$%ing window !!!!

Dont just sit there and scream-  get ur ass up and RUN !!!!

Dont participate in seances or use weedgee boards ( i dont know how to spell weedgee )

Dont steal any ancient arifacts or disturb any dead people

hmmmm- im sure there are more-  but i think ive already said enough-  LOL

 

 

 

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HELLFIGHTER's picture

You girls and your fear of the dark, lol. When you turn ON the lights you just gave away your location. Might as well leave the lights off and go stay in a hotel somewhere. LMAO!

When you get the upper hand and the monster/creature/bad guy is DOWN. . . . . . dont stop pounding until his/hers/its head is as FLAT as the carpet.

DONT DRINK ANYTHING GIVEN TO YOU BY CRAZY ASS LOOKING GERMAN DOCTORS.

Dont eat yellow snow.

Stay away from the mist !

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zombie_man's picture

Just when you think it's safe to go back in the water-----DONT!!!!

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HELLFIGHTER's picture

Just when you thought it was safe to go in the water. . . . . . . YOU CANT GET TO IT ! ! !
  lol.

NOT AGAIN !

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