couple of jokes.....

couple of jokes.....

MrBradshaw's picture

What is the most successfull pickup line ever?.......

Does this smell like chloroform?

What is the safest speed for sex?

68 cuz if you reach 69 you flip over and eat it

An older man is dating a younger woman he is tell one of his friends about it....He says she is crazy man she wants sex all the time anywhere.....any position anything goes nothing is taboo...she told me she is gonna call her twin and we are gonna get together and have an EVEN wilder time. So next week when they get together his buddy goes how was it???

He says oh man it was mind blowing we had sex all weekend and it was soooo wild!  His buddy says so they are twins,....how did you tell them apart?  His friend goes well her brother has a moustache.....

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sammiehorror's picture

That's funny... haha nice

klownz's picture

They should call the roofs on convertible cars 'foreskins', because when you pull it back it reveals the bell end underneath.

 

What does a masturbating duck say?

Wank wank wank wank.

 

Arguing with a Christian is like playing chess with a pigeon.

You could be the greatest player in the world, but the pigeon will still knock over all the pieces, shit on the board and strut around triumphantly.

 

I got asked for ID in a Paki's shop today. I said, "Are you serious man? I have a moustache and a beard!"

He said, "So what? That means nothing. At the age of 13, so did my daughter"

 

Knock knock.......

Knock knock.......

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock....

Hurry up Whitney, I need a shit.

 

I felt terrible about killing a wild bear with a knife and a shovel. However I've learned that when one of them approaches your children you have to be willing to strike hard and fast.

I also learned that Koalas aren't great fighters.

 

 

MrBradshaw's picture

ohhh Klownz those were fooking great thanks for the laff

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