If I cpuld be offensive for 5 min.

If I cpuld be offensive for 5 min.

zombie_man's picture

ok today I saw a guy I know at a writers conference, he was hanging out with this annoying guy who was laughing guy every single little thing like a child, he thought he'd be funny and tell me a "Joke" He asked me, "What's the difference between a gay person, a lesbian, a queef, and a fag?"

I replied to him, "A gay person is a male homosexual, lesbian is a female homosexual, a queef is a backwards fart, and a fag is you." That wiped his fucking smile  off of his face.

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thecaller's picture

Nicely done sir, one more bigot set in his place.

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HELLFIGHTER's picture

You still have 3 minutes and 95 seconds left you big girl !

 

 JUST KIDDING ! ! ! ! ! ! . . . . sheesh. . . . . . . . . HEY. . . . . . . I was offensive in 23 seconds ! ! !

 

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HELLFIGHTER's picture

 . . . . . . . I had 4 minutes and 37 seconds left !. . . .

 

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bey4229's picture

Good one zombie...lol. (thumbs up)!!!

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sargedog's picture

So that's where all that fairy dust came from that's all over Edward.LOL

 

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bey4229's picture

Interesting  psycoxxx3.....lol.

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MrBradshaw's picture

Ha Ha great one Zman....You should have filmed it

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