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Honey B Driftwood
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3,340 points
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Points: 3,340
Since: 12/21/2006
Last log-in: 4 years 7 months
About me
I'm the host-with-the-most-boast, too-big-for-the-room-since-I-zoomed-from-the-womb, the unchaste sin-based rat-face with the poorest taste. <br/> <br/>I love beating up old ladies for their pills, John5, Otis B Driftwood (as if that wasn't obvious!), German men, candy, hello kitty, the color purple, people with social diseases, Pee Wee's playhouse, sex cults, and dandelions. <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>Mr.
Sandman, bring me a dream <br/> <br/>Make him the cutest that I've ever seen <br/> <br/>Give him two lips like roses and clover <br/> <br/>Then tell him that his lonesome nights are over. <br/> <br/>Sandman, I'm so alone <br/> <br/>Don't have nobody to call my own <br/> <br/>Please turn on your magic beam <br/> <br/>Mr. Sandman, bring me a dream. <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/> <br/>
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