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October 31st is just around the corner and I am very excited. Very soon the streets will be full of ghouls and goblins, scary people dressed up like their favorite murdering freak, and loads of children to boil in a cauldron frequenting my doorstep.
Okay, so maybe I won't boil anymore children this year. I might give them some candy with razor blades in it or simply give them a nice juicy apple that will satsify their parents urge to get them off to sleep - for a very, very long time.
Now of course I am only joking. In fact this year, I am not even dressing up as an evil monster. This time I will be a very loving and adorable Pimp, crusing around in my 88 Lincoln Towncar Limo and lurking the streets in search of my Ho's.
Of course, rapping to my Ho's might be a little difficult with my 6 year old tagging along in his Ninja gear. I guess I'll just tell them bitches he's my personal bodyguard
We'll be doing our rounds trying to collect as much trick-or-treat loot that we can stick in the trunk and then going back to the crib where I can do the needful and actually check the candy for an accidentally placed razorblade or hypodermic needle holes.
We also get to pass by the new "No Candy" signs placed by all the sex offenders this year in Maryland and right in our own neighborhood.
The excitement this year is just so great. We will get to see hundreds of Barack Obamas, John McCains and Hillary Clintons. We also get to see all the super heros, cartoon characters and my favorite - sexy chicks in sexy outfits galore.
Are you excited about Halloween this year? What are you going to be? or are you one of those that will be posting a no candy sign or simply turning off every light in your house and closing every curtain?