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And once again; Chester has managed to rile a few feathers on the site...big surprise. So; while the johbai camp tries to come up with a solution to smooth things over without compromising the integrity of our credo and belief that everyone has the right to express themselves freely...even Chester...without fear of persecution...
Okay...so now what the fuck do we do guys? Fucking Chester and his hyperactive motor-mouth!...
the johbai camp warily presents yet another nut from Chester's family tree; Looney Louie...and this is the first installment of his blog, "That's Stupid, Man!" Welcome, Louie.
Ummm...Louie...it isn't my birthday.
I wasn't talking to you, Orville.
Oh; alright then, my mistake. Well; whose birthday is it then?
I got no idea, Man...But it gotta be someone's birthday today; right? So if it's ya birthday today...HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Alrighty then...moving along. Louie; go ahead.
Louie? Is anything wrong?
Oh for the love of...I knew this was going to be like pulling teeth. I told johbai this would be a mistake. Alright...deep breath, Orville...you can do this...
Ahem...Louie...this is your blog...That's Stupid, Man! Any thoughts...comments...observations that you may have about things that you find stupid...perhaps you'd like to share them with the good folks out there? Now would be a good time to do it.
Oh right...YEAH YEAH SURE SURE!!!
Oy vay!!! That expression is a frightenening family trait. I can see nothing good coming from this.
Anyhooey...what up with these "adult diapers"? You're adults...you have jobs...you drive...you own homes...you don't know when to go to the bathroom? You pee and poo yourselves?...What...ya too lazy to take a few minutes to find a toilet and take care of your business?
Now, now, now, Louie; some people have a legitimate bladder or bowel control problem, which requires them to wear these protective undergarments in the event of an accident.
Okay...that's fine. But why in the name of the Great Gazoo, would you call them Depends? Would you trust any product...especially one meant to absorb a BOOM BOOM in your pants...called Depends. Do they work?...It depends.
And now these companies are advertising that their products come in new colors and patterns? How da fuck is anyone gonna know? What...are ya going around showing off your diapers to everyone? "Hey look, Jack wears diapers!" ""That's okay...they're designer diapers. That Jack's one cool dude!" ...
Or...or...do the ladies spend Saturday night getting ready for a hot passionate night by putting on an ensemble of a lacey, see-through bra; garter belt with fishnet stockings...and a decorative, pastel colored, floral pattern pair of Depends?
Come on, people...THAT'S STUPID, MAN!!!!
And so, there we have it. The first installment of Louie's blog...the topic...adult diapers. Boy oh boy; the johbai camp writing staff must really be burning the midnight oil; huh folks?
Did any of you boneheads even take the time to ask Louie what the fuck he would be talking about?!!! No? I didn't think so! Come on guys...QUALITY CONTROL!!!! WTF!!!!!!!
God help us all. Alright Louie; wrap this up.
MERRY CHRISTMAS AND TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA!!!!!
What the...? Oh well; thus the nom de plume, Looney Louie.
THAT'S STUPID, MAN!!!!
PEACE OUT, ALL MY SUCKAS!!!!