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We at the Johbai Camp would like to take this moment to declare that the following blog is solely posted for entertainment purposes…and is totally made up crap!
It should be noted that we here at the Johbai Camp have no affiliation whatsoever with Ms. Miley Cyrus and/or any of her entourage. All views expressed are not the views of Ms. Cyrus…at least not that we’re aware of…as previously stated, we have no affiliation…or even know Ms. Cyrus for that matter…and haven’t a clue of her opinions…For all we know we could be hitting the nail on the head…But more than likely probably not.
In closing, the following blog is entirely fictional…that’s made up for the literary challenged…created by the Johbai Camp…
Which is a made up entity in and of itself…
So in essence, these blogs are fictional depictions created by a fictional creation made up in the mind of what is obviously a neurologically, chemically imbalanced challenged individual.
In other words…it’s gonna be all bunk!!!
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Hello everyone out there on the Fearnet site; Paul here, with yet another...
Hello, Miley, dear; how are you today?
I'm doing dandy, Paul; and you?
Oh, I'm just peachy keen, Miley. So...what are you doing with that giant letter "M" in your hands?
Oh...so it is an "M". Thanks, Paul.
You're...welcome? Um...Miley, dear...you didn't realize that that was the letter "M"? After all...not for nothing...your name begins with the letter "M".
Well, duh; Paul...I know may name begins with "M". I'm not an idiot; you know?
Of course your not, Miley...
I just wasn't sure that if this was an "M", or an upside down "W". Or maybe I was holding it the wrong way...making it either a "W", or an upside down "M". You see?
Aha? Moving right along...
Which starts with an "M"!
R I G H T...um...anyway...Miley...I've noticed that you're wearing gloves. Would that have anything to do with your recent injury that caused you to visit the Emergency Room?
Yeah...they're still a little marked up. I've got this special lotion I'm applying on them; and they should fade away soon.
I see. And if I'm not mistaken; word on the net is that you had cut your hand in a blender? If that's true...how, pray tell, did you manage that one?
Yeah...it's true, Paul. You see; I'm trying to eat healthier...eating alot of organically grown vegetables and fruits and stuff like that...but preparing it...all that chopping and slicing and dicing...was becoming a real drag. Then a friend of mine suggested that I use a blender to cut them up; saying it works alot better and is way easier. So I went out and bought me a blender and tried it.
Okay...I'm following you so far; but how did you injure your hand in the blender?
Well, Paul; I cut my fingers while pressing the food against the blades on the bottom to cut it up.
Wait...wait...you...put the food in the blender...and moved it around in there with your hands to cut it with the blades?
Uh...Miley...dear...you do realize that to operate a blender; one merely places the food in the container, places the lid on top, then selects a button that automatically moves the blades in such a manner to cut up the food the way you desire?
What? Really? Nah...you're pulling this gal's leg; aren't ya?
No...I kid you not...that's how a blender works.
Well; color me stupid within the lines. I guess I should have read that little boookie thing that was in the box with it.
Yes...I guess you should have. It's always good to read the instructions that come with the products you purchase. Especially when it comes to appliances and medications. Take the suppositories, for instance...
Oh...I was prescribed them once...but I stopped taking them. They kept getting stuck in my throat.
They kept getting stuck in your throat?...Wait...Miley...deary...you weren't taking them orally; were you?
Nooooo, Paul...I was shoving them up my ass!...Of course I took them orally. I told you; I'm not an idiot.
Well...there are always two sides of debate for every claim. On that note...this will conclude this MILEY MOMENT. Take care, Miley...and get some more insurance coverage.
Sure; thanks, Paul. Take care. By yall!!!
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