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Without further adieu...but I'm sure there'll be plenty "DOO" in their blogs - the return of the johbai camp. And now; another mind-numbing moment with Looney Louie in...
THAT'S STUPID, MAN!!!!
So...wud up with all these so-called "zombie attacks"?
THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!! THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING!!! Cover your faces everyone...and don't shoot until you see the pupil dilated, whites of their eyes!
THAT'S STUPID MAN!!!
Don't get me wrong...this is great publicity for the FEARnet community...but it's totally off base...as any true, good FEARnet "E-FISH-IN-ALDO" realizes...
these so-called "zombie attacks"...they're really what we'd call back in the day, canabolism...not zombism. Dudes weren't the walking dead...they was just hopped up on some drug called "bath salts" according to authorities.
Bath Salts? What...is there a new franchise out there called Dead, Bath and Beyond? YUCK, YUCK, YUCK!!! THAT'S STUPID, MAN!
If they was zombies...hope them cops shot them in the head...or they'll be coming back for dessert soon.
Some of the reports in the first attack down in Miami said that the cops said the attacker was in a "zombie-like" trance...what da frig? "Zombie-like" trance? I think these guys are either big Chiller Theatre fans...or just plain forgot the term "Sy-co-sis". Whatever.
Besides; the real tell-tale sign that these aren't actually zombie attacks...that the victims are still alive and normal...minus some face, of course...
but if they was attacked by real zombies...they'd be zombies now, too. Case closed!!
So...for all ya rumor spreading, zombie-phobiacs out there...all I's gots to say is...
THAT'S STUPID, MAN!!!!!
PEACE OUT, ALL MY SUCKAS!!!!