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Well; it's finally happened...
Timmy's recent act of misbehavior has not only once again placed him in Time-Out...but he has gained media notoriety from it. Timmy...I know what your answer is most likely going to be...as I'm sure most everyone who has read previous Time-Outs with Timmy can guess...but I'm following precedented protocol here...
Timmy; what did you do now that placed you in yet another Time-Out?
Of course, you "dunno". You always "dunno".
Well this time...instead of me explaining to the folks out there what you did...I'm going to relay a recent blog posting off the internet of your recent misbehavior. But be warned everyone...it isn't pretty.
From the APE Newswire...June 6, 2012...Mid-Africa Jungles
Sub-Saharan authorities today were called to another possible "zombie attack" - horrific events which have been up until now occuring in the U.S.; and proliferating the internet - at the mid-jungle Primate Preschool.
Evidently this student...known simply as Timmy; of Time-Out With Timmy fame...
in a "zombie-like" fashion according to school officials, went on a "feeding-frenzy rampage"; crazily charged through several of the preschool classes during snack time, and maniacally chewed the faces off of dozens of Gingerbread Man cookies.
Fellows students watched in horror...while others...from the trauma of such a disturbing sight...
passed out from the shock of seeing their much anticipated deliciously sweet snacks grotesquely disfigured as Timmy relentlessly gnawed ferociously away at the gum drop eyes and icing noses and mouths. Teachers who attempted to help some of the Gingerbread victims were met by a growling Timmy; who was reported as frothing melted icing at the mouth. That's when authorities were called in.
Authorities were eventually able to subdue Timmy...though not before 38 Gingerbread Men had their faces chewed off by the little sociopath.
Refusing to classify Timmy as a zombie; authorities claim that the little tyke was actually in a sugar induced trance, hopped up on what is referred to in the bush as "Pixie-Stix dust".
Timmy was released into his parents custody; and has been suspended from school until he has been sugar-detoxed and clean for at least three weeks after detoxification.
The Primate Preschool will be closed the rest of this week for students to recouperate for the schock of this sugar induced rampage of Timmy's. School officials want parents to know that guidance counselors and therapist will be on site next week in the school gymnasium to offer emotional counseling for those needing help in coping with these recent tragic events.
My, my, my...Timmy, Timmy, Timmy...what do you have to say for yourself?
You "dunno"? There's nothing you want to say to your fellow classmates out there? Perhaps you'd like to ask them for...like forgiveness? Anything?
Well; that's more like it. Go ahead, Timmy...tell them.
Can I have a cookie?
CAN YOU HAVE A COOKIE!!! NO!!!! NO, TIMMY...YOU CANNOT HAVE A COOKIE!!!! GOOD GRACIOUS!!!!
You know what...just say goodbye, Timmy.
THAT'S STUPID, MAN!!!!
PEACE OUT, ALL MY SUCKAS!!!