Sapphiresecrets's Blog
7:44pm, December 17, 2010
You are driving down the road in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop and you see three people waiting for the bus: 1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die 2. A very old friend MORE
2:53pm, December 15, 2010
Ken and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year and every year Ken would say, 'Edna, I'd like to ride in that helicopter.' Edna always replied, 'I know Ken, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks and fifty MORE
9:13pm, December 12, 2010
Has anyone seen Heart stopper well I watched half of it last night I had to knock it off I thought it was gonna be a good scary, gore movie it even had Robert Englund in it...CRAP ACTING EVERYTHING WAS CRAP ABOUT MORE
1:29am, December 10, 2010
Emotion seems so far awayA poison so divine,I long to feel a loving holdA heart in which is mineHeavens beauty opens nowYet this darkness blinds my way,Guide me through the shadowsFor I know not the words to MORE
10:16pm, December 9, 2010
This is for people who's on a DIET!!!!! (NOT)....Ingredients (serves 6)6 (59g) eggs, separated 1 1/4 cups (270g) caster sugar 2 tsp cornflour 1 tsp white vinegar 1/2 tsp vanilla extract 300ml thickened cream 2 tbs MORE
7:36pm, December 5, 2010
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.... MORE
12:14am, December 5, 2010
1 cup of plain flour1 cup of milk3 large eggspintch of saltdash of vinegarOil How to make Sapphire's Yorkshire PuddingCombine the flour,salt, vinegar, eggs and milk thoroughly with fork combine to form a thick yet MORE
1:45am, December 2, 2010
12 hard-boiled eggs ) 4 cups of malt vinegar 1 finely chopped chilli pepper 10 black peppercorns 10 whole cloves MethodPeel the hard-boiled eggs, allow them to cool and then place them in a large clean jar. Heat MORE