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Now that I've decided who I'd eat if I were a zombie I move on to who would I be if I were a horror movie villain.I'm not only choosing by powers or lack there of but the all around package.Take Jason,not the most attractive fellow but he does get to hang out at Camp Crystal Lake a beautiful spot in the woods.He doesn't have to hunt down victims they come straight to his stomping ground.But with a fear of the water after you're done killing you wouldn't enjoy your surroudings much.So we move on to Michael Meyers,slightly better looking than Jason but what is there to do when your stuck in Haddonfield Illinois?And after you finally kill off that last relative you've been obsessing about what would you do with your life?How about good old Charles Lee Ray (thats Chucky for those who don't know)sure he has power to inhabit any body he wants but it's kind of hard to capture an adult and perform a voodoo ritual on them before they kick your doll ass.After all you are only two feet tall.It would be fun to scare the shit out of kids though.How about Freddy,he's burnt badly which must hurt but you get the chance to exact your revenge on those who did you wrong and who doesn't want that?Of course since you can only attack when people are asleep you would have to wait around till one of those teenagers dozes off.I'm not sure waiting around till bedtime is for me.Of course then there's Pinhead who in addition to a cool S&M type outfit has the powers of hell to back him up.But yet again it's a waiting game.If no one plays with the puzzle box you just suffer in your own little hell.How about Leatherface,he's got a family to help him out and keep him company.Even the most crazy killer must get lonely once in awhile,and with a family of killers you'll never be alone.After all the family that slays together stays together.My only problem with Leatherface is the eating his victims thing.Unless I'm a zombie and have to eat humans I'll pass.Since I like the idea of killing with my family I could be a member of The Devils Rejects.There is a love and loyalty among this group that most normal familys don't even have.Being on the run from the law can't be too bad with someone you love by your side.They may not have the power to live forever but they have fun while they can and when it's time to die they go out in a blaze of glory.What more could you ask for?Thats why I think I'd be a member of the Firefly clan if I could be any villain.Who would you be and why?It doesn't have to be anyone I mentioned it can be any villain.Let me know.Until then slay on slayer.