Member Blog Post

Ok, this isn't about any of the Fearnet O.G.'s so long term members, don't think this is about you. 

The Assclown Song:

Oh, were you born an assclown

or did failure mark your days?

Kept on pissing on other lives,

so now your an assclown today!

Did you think the world was dumb,

while you were sitting tall in a dickless pew?

All the while hiding naughty sex tapes,

could they be free for all to view?

We laugh our asses off, at all your rants.

Why don’t you care for all your kids?

If you would’ve just kept it in your pants

maybe you’d have plants and pets that lived!?

So how many spouses has it been

and did they all file for bankruptcy because of you too?

More alimony checks to buy your booze,

just another gutter slut, sleeping it off in the public stool.

Oh, were you born an assclown

with that cesspool of a face?

Kept on fucking with peoples lives

and now your our assclown today!

Are you rich enough to hide the baddest rep,

while finding plenty dirt on all but you?

A deflated brain and dainty teensy head,

just a walking waste of good ‘old O2.

So you think it’s fun to demean someone,

when you’re flashing your crotch with all your pals?

Maybe some of them documented this behavior well.

So whose the real fuck up right now?

All fun and games till one gets hurt

and do insults flick that switch?

While exploiting the helpless bystandards some

your showing demeaning pictures on the net!

You like to make fun of handicaps.

Are you a rocket scientist, as well as just a bitch?

You couldn’t cut it in a real world career,

is that why you became a snitch?

Oh, were you born an assclown,

a coward, psycho and a troll?

Who keeps on violating people’s privacy,

just another legal problem to add to your mounted toll.

Oh, were you born an assclown,

who violates another when you don’t get your way?

Just another leathery, dried up, old washed up bitch,

who takes a number in fucking with other peoples days.