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Okay, you know what really peeves me the most on Halloween? It's women who choose to use the occasion to show off a 'sexy' costume. What's up with that? I mean, seriously. A woman can choose to be sexy any time, if she has the balls. What's up with choosing Halloween as the time to flaunt your sexuality? It's annoying, because it takes away from the spooky, scary aspect of the holiday. And also, I think it's a sad cop-out. It's pretty much admitting that you think the only thing you have going for you is that you're pretty - and that's pathetic. I challenge women to leave their sexuality at home on Halloween, and to try something new.
Personally, I try to make someone throw up every year. Last year's successful effort at the Big Ass Halloween Bash in Houston involved me 'throwing up' bloody custard on a drunk guy's policeman costume. He lost it. Nothing like seeing some nasty, zombified person throw up pus all over you to make your last drink hit air. I know, it's kind of mean, but I take pride in being gross on Halloween - I can be pretty on any other day of the year.
Anyway, comments? Am I the only person that thinks women dressed as hookers and sexy fairy princesses and French maids are just lame?