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Cujo

He’s your ordinary dog that got bit by a rabid bat. And seriously, what more fun can you have with this K-9: you can let him loose on your enemies and watch you angry pet St. Bernard rips your rivals to bloody pulp. This pet would also make a great guard dog. And at bed time you can, brush your teeth (but you don’t have to), wash hands and face, crawl in bed and snuggle next to your rabid dog (although I wouldn’t recommend it).

Price: $780.52 Don’t be slow, this pet will sell quick!

 The Hangover

There are many cat lovers  just itching to get an exotic killer cat. And an exotic killer cat doesn’t have to be a monster or mutation. This one it just your regular bathroom tiger. You know sometimes you wake up with the mother of all hangovers, your hotel is trashed, and you find a tiger in your bathroom. We’ll that happened to me six times. Well now I have one for sale. If you act on this you will get this beautiful animal. But there is a risk besides getting shredded to pieces. Mike Tyson just may break in your home and punch the living daylights out of you.

Price:  $240.01

 Night of the Lepus

They are cute. They are cuddly. They are deadly. What says I love you more than getting your significant other a giant mutant bunny? There may be some risks that your new pet may destroy your home and kill your loved ones.

Price: $ 647.92

 The Birds

Many homes have pet birds. But they don’t have crows that can break through the glass of a phone booth. So if you want to stand out in the bird loving crowd, then get one of these blackbirds. They are loud, they are awkward, and they would make a perfect guard dog, even though they are not dogs. And if you’re a private bird collector, one of these, or a dozen would make a perfect edition to your collection. Make birdwatchers awe at your new pet. Then your new pet can kill them.

Price: $ 40.34

Piranha

Some of the hardcore aquarium hobbyists will scream in horror as you can push them into your personal pool of these little devils. They are a pet that would make perfect for torture tools, so they would make the perfect edition to your torture chamber.

$37,000.16 per 12