Rumplestiltskin = RealWasteO'Time

Rumplestiltskin = RealWasteO'Time

spookyboo's picture

I know I'm not spelling the title right, but at this point I don't really care.  There is a very good reason nobody has heard of this movie and it's because.......... it sucks ass.  This has really nothing much to do with the old fairy-tale yarn of spinning gold thread, trickery, etc.  It's about a troll who turns into a turd, is awaken like 1000's of years later and is stalking some chick wanting her baby because she made a wish that came true for about 10 minutes.  All this film consists of is a baby screaming constantly, the troll just saying over and over again "I want my baby" etc.  It was so horrible that I was hoping the troll would just get the damn kid so that the movie would end.  Well this didn't happen, so I turned it off after about an hour but was told by my roomate that the ending also sucked and made no sense at all. 

Apparently Rumple turned back into a turd after the "mom" wrecked like a bunch of cars, wrecked her own house, accidently got a talk show host killed and all the time she just needed to say the creatures name 3 times.  I don't get it.  The B-said his name like 100 times during the whole film.

Please don't waste your time with this one!

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jajlove06's picture

i totally agree with you,seen it would never watch it again.

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