quotI kick ass for the Lord!quot

How about some "Dead Alive" Greatest Hits?

"Ah, you found your dad's old stag videos did you? Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?"

"That's my mother you're pissing on."

"Stand back boy! This calls for some divine intervention!"

Paquita Maria Sanchez: "Your mother ate my dog!"

Lionel Cosgrove: "Not all of it."

"Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys."

Anybody got anymore favorite scenes...lines...or info concerning this masterpiece of Zombastic Gorification?.....

We know it's great...let's get some real info for the less informed out there...blah blah blah...enough with the oooh i love it....ooooh its the best....ooooh its gory....no shite!....

Let's see what we've all got....

i aggree. how many zombie movies make you laugh and give you that much gore. this one is great

Finest use of a lawn mower in film!

This has got to be the best, goriest, funniest, horror-comedy ever!!! I think this movie is perfect for any time that u've got ur friends over and u want everyone crackin up as well as giving that grossed out "EWWWWW".... sigh like music to my ears =) I absolutely LOVE this movie. I'd give it a perfect score on ANY rating system

O.K.!!! THIS IS EXCACTLY WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR....A HORROR MOVIE I HAVEN'T SEEN THAT IS RECOMMENDED BY SO MANY OF YOU THAT ENJOY THESE FILMS LIKE I DO. I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH IT!