For quite some time I have been quite fraqlently being me oh just because i'm a shapeshifter that means i'm supposed to be a wicked killer that frams victims come on thats a racist term if you ask me i prefer living life to its fullest rather than killing this worlds hopeless masses of today,tomorrow,today and the next years.Everyone loves billionaires especially gold digging hot blonds am i right call me Eric truthfully i can't remember my real name after countless centuries of the same ole same ole.I walk into the booming Barcelona club acting like i'm not trying to draw attention with my hand tailored italian suit on lighting a cigar.Thing is this club belongs to the face i'm currently sporting we shapeshifters can stalk from a far and then copy that person exactly without a face to face meeting if we are skilled enough.Everyone immediately looks at me especially the women i'm surprised they notice me over the booming rock music walking to the bar i notice a hot firey blond eyeing me approaching the bar i order a crown royal on the rocks.
After maybe one or two shots that blond i was telling you about approaches me wanting a drink so i order her one she ask's me whats my insperation for this club like a god damn reporter.Mna i really hate when people ask you questions if they seen or know the body you replicate.This club exists for our people to meet and have fun and forget about everything that troubles them in everyday life.Oh she says in a sexy tone lets fast forward as we make out all the way up to my delux condo.We open the door continously kissing never once stopping for air she pops the bottons off of my white cotton shirt kissing my ab's.So i pull her up sitting her on the counter undoing her blond luscious hair so we kiss even more then i rip her red dress i'm so in their ain't i.Suddenly she smacks me and says "you fucker this is a Kimical designer dress you asshole".Then she runs to the bath room that usually happens after sex.I hear crying so being a sensitive guy i ask "Bitch are pregnant" that's what today's kids are into right?
Ass hole she throws something thats glass hitting the bathroom door she'll come out sooner than later so i fix myself a drink champayne you can't beat it.Damn you she enters the kitchen saying this costs one hundred eighty five dollars and i want it in cash ok wait i got something i wanna show you.Ok hurry up you egotistical pig i picco boo i say showing her a glimpse of the real me.Lisa's eyes open wide as she see's Eric's face his eyes turn as black as midnight as his vains pop out and his teeth get longer she runs away screaming.Fast bottle special i say throwing the champayne bottle hitting her in the back of the head i whistle her a little tune to lightin the mood.Please leave me alone she says crying and looking into my eyes so i scratch her once cute face licking my hands.Now i'm gonna eat you in more ways than i first imagined i pounce on her and begin bitting and bitting as blood gushes out of her wounds and into my mouth i spit a finger hitting the plasma screen.
Skinny women never really fill a guy up she was still pretty tasty tho just my luck the real Eric Estrada walks right on in "what the fuck" i look at him laughing.Do you know all the spanish and italian food have really gotten to be dull so i decided to eat the other meat i saved you some.I throw her dismembered head hitting him point blank knocking him out.If you believed all of that other shit i said then you are american or any other region that i can't bother calling out yet.Everyone in the dinner sat eatting pan cakes, burgers & fries and omlets suddenly the news interupted the normal scheduled programming. Hell o i am John Cooper with the rising times news billionaire Eric Estrada has been taken into custody for the homicide of Lisa Hermez she was a mother of one he apparently eat and behead her some people are so sick.
Everyone looks down in shame besides a man wearing glasses who breaks out laughing and pointing i can't believe it some people some people.Everyone looks at me like i'm a monster so i pay and leave this crappy little dinner they'll never know how hard it was force feeding that guy the little tramp.Finally i get to return to my castle I open my apartment door noticing the one sofa I odore and my little tv i jump on the sofa and just relax for the first time here in Barcelona.Damn house phone rings so loud it wakes me up hello who is it?Its your mother Ezio
To be continued