COOKING WITH ROADKILL

ok we have a deer killed by a truck gently sauted in yak butter, with a spicy sheep nipple sauce. a lovely dead pigeon we found on the roof microwaved to perfection, the decay and maggots come free of charge. lab rat tartar served with a potato peeler to remove the fur, any intoxicating feelings illnesses or supernatural powers you may contract are also free of charge. chinese style bog vagina cooked slowly by the sun glazed with skunk spay, and filled with a living squirrel deeply infected with rabies, that ones always fun for the kids. a untouched raw blowfish with a deadly cobra vennum sauce on the side, a perfect choice for a cheating spouse. and specially made for our cannibal friends, deep fried people nuggets with tattooed skin chips. we also have human intestines boiled in urine with the chefs own salty sauce it my take a while for that one his wrist gets tired. and with every drink the glass is freshly licked by our crackwhore with herpies. those are our specials so welcome to shitbags.. lol

By the way!!!! My mom mom used to hunt, kill, and eat squirrels, lol!!!!! Redneck all the way!!!!!

My friend hit a deer with his truck . Do you think us red necks would let that meat go to waste . Not we ate of that deer 3 times . Sorry dude meat is meat and a man must eat .seeya

Country fried cat .

Or redneck oysters .LMFAO