My cousin just told me a couple jokes that are hilarious I'll tell 3 jokes but I don't any drunk people,blonde women or any women to be too offended of this. 1)What are two reason's why it's good being a guy 1:No one stare's at your at your chest when you talk to them and 2:when your 34 and single no one will notice.2)A guy goes to a bar to get his jacket from the other night and the bartender ask's him if he wants a drink he say's he's done with drinking and say's he's been blowing chunks all night. Then the bartender say's everyone does that when their drunk.Then he say's no my dog's name is Chunks.3)Three women talk about their kids theirs a brunette,a red head & a blonde.the brunette say's she found cigerette's in her daughter's room and said I can't believe my daughter smokes,the red head say's she found a bottle of liquer in her daughter's room and say's I can't believe my daughter drink's,then the blonde say's she found condom's in her daughter's room and say's I can't believe my daughter has a penis.
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2 guys walked into a bar.
You figure one of them would have seen it
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Q: Why are tornadoes and marriage alike?
A: They both start with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end you always lose your house.
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Why do women talk more than men, and why are men smarter than women?
Because women have four lips and men have two heads!
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Good ones! I am loving these
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This guy walks into a bar at the top of a building
and orders a beer.
He drinks it down and then jumps out the window.
He comes back into the bar and orders another drink and
jumps out again.
After doing this several times, some guy in the bar stops him and asks, "How can you jump out the window and come right back up"
He replies, "Well, if you drink a beer down in one gulp and then hold your breath, when you jump out the window you'll bounce on the ground."
So the guy tries it and SPLATS on the sidewalk.
The bartender then says, "you know, Superman, when you're drink you really are an ass hole!!"
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Anyone that lives in the Chicago area will appreciate this one.
At my Fourth Of July barbecue, I was working the grill and I handed my niece Katrina a hot dog.
Her mother said, "What do you say, Katrina?"
And she said, "No ketchup."
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Why doesn't Chelsea have any brothers or sisters?
Cause Monica swallowed them
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What's the deal with sex these days? Nobody wants to cuddle. They just want to get paid and get out of the car.
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that was funny!
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A guy walks into a bar and orders a tall drink, the bartender gives him the drink and the guy slams it down and orders another, the bartender can tell the guy is upset and asks "whats the matter". The guy says that he just found out his oldest son is gay. The bartender says "that sucks", and the guy slams his second drink and leaves. The next night, same guy goes into the bar and orders two drinks tall. The bartender gives the guy his drinks and the guy slams them down. The bartender can tell somethings wrong again and asks "whats the matter". The guy says he just found out his youngest son is gay. The bartender looks at him and says, "damn, doesnt anybody in your family like pussy?" the guy replies, "yeah, my daughter!"
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