I tried sex toys befor, they hurt like hell. I walked into a hardwor store once, walked into sex section, they must be bad spellers cus they spelled it Pests. I bought a toy called a mouse trap. I think mouse is referring to a syntheytic vagina. But let me tell you when that toy slaped together on my peter it didn't get me off, just hurt like a mother fucker.
Now what kind of sex toy is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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what was that? i wasnt listening
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I really love that its too good altho I think I could do it better!
OOOOOO come on lets have some fun with it!
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oh yeah!!...this just got good!
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Yes it did ! I can do that with a budwiser bottle!
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OOOOOO FUCK weve been spammed! SEXUALLY! somebody Flag this fucker LMAO
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What!? Im just not spitting it out! It would be a waste of good beer!
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I tried sex toys befor, they hurt like hell. I walked into a hardwor store once, walked into sex section, they must be bad spellers cus they spelled it Pests. I bought a toy called a mouse trap. I think mouse is referring to a syntheytic vagina. But let me tell you when that toy slaped together on my peter it didn't get me off, just hurt like a mother fucker.
Now what kind of sex toy is that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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O honey PIE!!!!!! I have tear rolling down my face you made me laugh so hard!
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Those damn mouse traps!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Yeah ya gotta watch where your putting that tongue
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