Rob Galluzzo

10/24/2012 - 8:11pm
Dolls and clowns are not to be trusted, no matter how sweet or jovial they may seem.
10/24/2012 - 8:07pm
Fix your car now, it might help you escape a crazed killer later.
10/24/2012 - 8:02pm
Declaring "I'll be right back" is a sure-fire way to get killed.
10/24/2012 - 7:56pm
Keep your hands off the comatose, and they might just keep their hands off you.
10/24/2012 - 7:52pm
Don't feel pressured to lose your virginity, chastity is crucial for survival.
10/24/2012 - 7:45pm
Politely decline the sex and booze, hedonism is sexy to serial killers.
10/24/2012 - 7:41pm
If the lights go out, something bad is about to happen, especially if you're that obnoxious guy at the party who can't take a hint.
10/24/2012 - 7:35pm
Hope you weren't expecting privacy. Whenever you close your medicine cabinet, the killer will be right behind you.
10/24/2012 - 7:29pm
If you want to inflict terror via telephone, remember this: Crank callers never sound normal.
10/24/2012 - 7:25pm
Curb your investigative instincts by ignoring all strange sounds, especially if they are coming from the basement.