Keep your hands off the comatose, and they might just keep their hands off you.
Rob Galluzzo
by Rob Galluzzo
10/24/2012 - 7:52pm
Don't feel pressured to lose your virginity, chastity is crucial for survival.
by Rob Galluzzo
10/24/2012 - 7:45pm
Politely decline the sex and booze, hedonism is sexy to serial killers.
by Rob Galluzzo
10/24/2012 - 7:41pm
If the lights go out, something bad is about to happen, especially if you're that obnoxious guy at the party who can't take a hint.
by Rob Galluzzo
10/24/2012 - 7:35pm
Hope you weren't expecting privacy. Whenever you close your medicine cabinet, the killer will be right behind you.
by Rob Galluzzo
10/24/2012 - 7:29pm
If you want to inflict terror via telephone, remember this: Crank callers never sound normal.
by Rob Galluzzo
10/24/2012 - 7:25pm
Curb your investigative instincts by ignoring all strange sounds, especially if they are coming from the basement.
by Rob Galluzzo
10/24/2012 - 7:20pm
Killers are far more difficult to defeat than normal humans. Keep this in mind when planning your escape.
by Rob Galluzzo
10/24/2012 - 7:14pm
Some folks are just going to get slaughtered whether you like it or not.
by Rob Galluzzo
10/24/2012 - 6:00pm
We've only got 7 days left until Halloween, and that means that we're only 7 days away from our annual "Trick 'R Treat" marathon! That's right.