Man, I had such high hopes for The Colony. Sure, my feelings of hope were coloured a bit by a set visit a year ago that went comically awry.
Geneticist Geoff Burton relocates to Dresden, Germany to work on groundbreaking new project, a human regenerative gene.
I hesitate to write anything more than a vague review because this is the type of film that is best seen without knowing anything about it.
Time is a fluid thing in the atmospheric Haunter, but it's set mainly in 1985. It's the day before Lisa's 16th birthday. It has been for a while.
Truth in advertising is such a rare commodity that Big Ass Spider! gets one of its eight legs up on the competition because of it.
Free! Free at last! Free from the shackles of employment I braved a surprisingly chilly night to catch my first screening of TIFF.
Class warfare comes perversely home in Cheap Thrills, a fiendish, fierce, and funny morality tale about the true value of money. It's absolutely convincing, even though it shouldn't be.
Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, stop the presses! This is why, as tempting as it may be, you do not give up on a film maker. Uwe Boll has made a good movie. This is not a joke.