The Last House on the Left, the upcoming remake of Wes Craven?s original debut horror masterpiece, has just signed on Tony Goldwyn (the voice of Tarzan) and Monica Potter (Saw) to star, according to Variety. The Last House on the Left, with Dennis Iliadis (Hardcore) directing, follows two escaped convicts as they abduct two teenage girls and hide out in one of their homes. Craven is producing, so there should be at least some limit on how bad this flick will suck. Then again, he did produce The Hills Have Eyes 2. Hmmm?