Guess what everybody? The day you?ve all awaited has finally arrived! No, Brad Pitt isn?t leaving Angelina for you, however there is something just as good: the first poster for My Bloody Valentine 3D!! I guess you could run away with that and pretend it's Brad if you were really counting on that romantic escape?? But all delusions aside, the poster is here (by way of Empire) and it?s quite bloody. Not that into blood? Leave this site! No, don?t be scared, give it a little looksy down below. It can?t be any bloodier than that Mirrors picture we dropped on you ghouls last week. Valentine hits theaters on January 16th 2009, which is a day that is infamously not Valentine?s (everyone in marketing gets a raise!) and is directed Patrick ?Dracula 2000? Lussier (it was such a tough decision on whether I should?ve called him on Dracula 2K or White Noise 2: The Light). The pic revolves around Tom Hanniger who returns to his hometown on the tenth anniversary of a Valentine's night massacre that claimed the lives of 22 people. But instead of a homecoming, Tom finds himself suspected of committing the murders, and it seems like his old flame is the only one who believes he's innocent. And you thought you hated your hometown (wahka wahka?)!!

written by Eric Walsingham