'Vipers': Slithering To DVD Shelves Near You
Wondering what Tara Reid has been up to? No. Okay, well here?s the dish? I?m gonna tell you anyways ? because it?s my job. So without further ado: Tara ?Drunk Girl? Reid is back (yawn), and this time she?s about to battle some vipers. In the film, cleverly titled Vipers (err?), there is a break-in at a medical research laboratory?s classified seaside location, and a mass of genetically enhanced vipers are freed. The sinister snakes reproduce at an alarming rate, eating everything in their path. Outnumbered, a group of locals are trapped in a hotel on an isolated island and have only one chance to stay alive: make it to the shore ? and fast. Although we can only hope not fast enough. The film is planning to air on Sci Fi September 21st but the R-Rated cut of the film will be available to own on DVD September 23rd for the small price of your dignity. We?ve also posted below some pictures from the film that are sure to violently obliterate any shred of interest you may have had left in seeing it. But, hey, let?s be fair ? this film was obviously caught in a financial struggle. It?s clear that the budget was split between creature design for the titular vipers and buying make-up to cover over the bags beneath Tara?s eyes ? both of which, you?ll notice, the filmmakers failed at miserably. On the bright side ? congratulations to Tara Reid for making the second best pulp thriller about snakes that incorporates snakes in the title. Forget about Snakes on a Plane, Tare-Bear, there?s always the future? or not?
