New 'My Bloody Valentine 3D' Poster
So the MPAA is back to its old movie-ruining antics. I mean seriously, these people make Tipper Gore look loose… Now they’ve “approved” a new poster for the upcoming My Bloody Valentine remake (it’s in 3D in case you missed the title to this article). Yes, thank God for the MPAA because the first poster really caused me a lot of distress. In fact, I vomited the first time I saw the original poster. So it’s a good thing I’ll never have to look at that filth again. Anyway, if you’d like to see what they’ve changed, check out the two posters below:
Yes! The MPAA did it! You see, now that the poster is gray I have no idea that that’s blood being smeared around. And because the word “blood” isn’t in the f**king title, this movie could really, finally be about anything! Hmm… wait a sec…wouldn’t removing the blood, mislead people into seeing this movie? Nah… My Bloody Valentine 3D was directed by Patrick “Dracula 2000 i.e. the Greatest Nickname Ever” Lussier and stars Jamie King (They Wait, Sin City), Jensen Ackles (Supernatural), and Kerr Smith (Final Destination). Check it out when it hits theatres on Valentine’s Day… oh wait, it doesn’t come out on Valentine’s – it comes out on January 16th 2009. Um… Okay, then check it out the day after Martin Luther King Jr. Day.
