So you've got the strategic dismemberment thing down. Your virtual self is knee-deep in blood, guts and detached limbs, and you're panting heavily from a gazillion undead crazies flying at you from every angle. But now you?re thinking, "What's missing from my life?" And then it hits you. Like a severed femur falling from a second story window, it hits you. Why, just some completely ridiculous and useless Premium Upgrade Packs to accompany your new Dead Space game from EA, of course! According to Kotaku.com Premium Upgrade Packs will be available via the Xbox Live Marketplace worldwide on November 13th or the Playstation Store worldwide on November 20th and come in a several different varieties, like the Astronaut Pack which allows you to download an astronaut suit and weapon skin pack. Or you can go for the Heavy Damage Pack, which includes massive firepower for the Plasma Cutter, Contact Beam, Pulse Rifle and Ripper. So if you like your strategic dismemberment with a little class, style and plasma cutter (for only a few extra bucks), there's about 20 of these damn upgrades. Check after the jump for a complete list?

The complete list of upgrade packs include:
Astronaut Pack: Download the Astronaut Suit and Weapon Skin Pack, featuring an amazing Astronaut Suit and new skins for the Plasma Cutter, Pulse Rifle, and Ripper $3.00 / 240 MS pointsBig Gun Pack: Download the Steam Punk Force Gun, the ultimate in Necromorph-killing destruction. $1.00 / 80 MS pointsHeavy Damage Pack: Download the Heavy Damage Weapon pack featuring a cool new look and massive firepower for the Plasma Cutter, Contact Beam, Pulse Rifle, and Ripper. $3.00 / 240 MS points Hot Rod Pack: Download the Hot Rod Weapon Skin Pack, featuring awesome flame graphics for the Flamethrower and Pulse Rifle. $1.00 / 80 MS points Military Pack: Download the Military Weapon Pack for a new look and enhanced power for all 7 Dead Space weapons. $4.00 / 320 MS points Scorpion Pack: Download the Scorpion Pack featuring an upgraded Level 5 Suit and powered up Plasma Cutter, Line Gun, and Force Gun, all decorated in an awesome red Scorpion Skin. $4.00 / 320 MS pointsScorpion Weapon Pack: Download the Scorpion Weapon Pack featuring a faster death-dealing Plasma Cutter, Line Gun, and Force Gun in awesome red skins. $2.25 / 180 MS pointsSpeed Kills Pack: Download the Speed Kills Weapon Pack! Includes faster-firing Force Gun, Line Gun, and Plasma Cutter $2.25 / 180 MS points

Tank Pack: Download the Tank Pack featuring an upgraded Level 5 Suit and powered up Flamethrower, Force Gun, and Line Gun, all covered in Unitology script. $4.00 / 320 MS pointsPLAYSTATION®3 Exclusive Packs:
Obsidian Weapon Skin Pack: Download the exclusive Obsidian Weapon Skin Pack now, available only for the PLAYSTATION®3 computer entertainment system. Includes weapon skins in jet-black PLAYSTATION 3 colors for the Line Gun, Plasma Cutter, and Pulse Rifle. $1.50

Obsidian Pack: Download the exclusive Obsidian Suit and Weapon Skin Pack now, available only for the PLAYSTATION®3! Includes an upgraded Level 5 suit, and weapon skins for the Line Gun, Plasma Cutter, and Pulse Rifle, all in jet-black PLAYSTATION®3 colors. $3.00Xbox 360®-Exclusive Packs:
Elite Weapon Skin Pack: Download the exclusive Elite Weapon Skin Pack now, available only for the Xbox 360® video game and entertainment system! Includes weapon skins in Xbox 360 colors for the Line Gun, Plasma Cutter, and Pulse Rifle. 120 MS pointsElite Pack: Download the exclusive Elite Suit and Weapon Skin Pack now, available only for the Xbox 360! Includes an upgraded Level 5 suit, and weapon skins for the Line Gun, Plasma Cutter, and Pulse Rifle in Xbox 360 colors. 240 MS points