News: What the Fear

Vampire Bunnies Unite!

by Gabrielle DiPietro, Fri., Jan. 23, 2009 10:20 AM PST
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Just when you thought abstinence advocacy and true sub-human romance couldn’t get any less threatening, Starz.com has released everyone’s favorite tween vampire tale Twilight, in 30 seconds with bunnies! Apparently bunnies and vampires make for good parody since the Twilight rabbit-redux is from the same folks that brought you 30 Days of Night with Bunnies. Must be that “vampire sex appeal” and the reproduction propensity of rabbits. Thanks Starz, for (ahem) hopping on the Robert Pattinsan bouffant-wagon in a way that could only make us love to hate Tweenlight even more. Check out Twilight in 30 seconds with bunnies at Starz.com.

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