This time last year we blatantly disregarded our psychiatrist's advice and brought you our list of the Top 10 MILFs of all time! Remember, that's Moms I'd Like to Fear. But if we're anything here at FEARnet, we're thorough, which is why we're updating you on the three scariest MILFs that rocked our cradles this year.
What's the number one rule when dealing with mothers? Don't mess with the cubs! Monica Potter's character Emma in this year's The Last House on the Left was one mean momma when she learned her daughter had been beaten, raped and shot. And she got even meaner when she found the perpetrators seeking shelter in her own home. Momma's got some cooking to do in the kitchen, and for that she'll need her butcher's knife…and the microwave.
Speaking of good cooks, how about those fantastic dishes the Other Mother from this year's Coraline conjured up? We love a MILF like the Other Mother (as voiced by Teri Hatcher). At first glance she seemed like everything Coraline's mother wasn't. Too bad that didn't just apply to cooking. Too bad the Other Mother was a giant spider!
We understand why these MILFs lashed out. It's hard to be a mother, and even harder when your child isn't your own. Just ask Elizabeth Banks' character Rachel in The Uninvited. Taking the place of two teenage girls' dead mother is no easy task (even if one of the girls is insane and the other is, well…also long dead). Maybe Rachel should have tried talking to Anna, instead of injecting her with sedatives. See what happens when you mess with the emotions of teenage girls? You end up dead.
We love these scary mothers just like we love our own scary mothers. Did we miss a nasty momma from this past year? Is your own mom scary enough to make this piece? Let us know in the comments below. We want to hear from you!