Last weekend's premiere of Orphan reminded us: kids can be really creepy! But so far, no one has come up with the perfect word to describe that kind of chill that runs up your spine when a demonic pre-teen hits you with the hairy eyeball.
We think there oughta be a word for this. The best we've come up with is kinderschadenfreude, which we think means "cold-blooded kid" but we don't really know since we never studied German. Can you do better?
Submit your best stab after the jump.
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