Vampires that REALLY Suck
Are you tired of guys and girls who want nothing more than to hold your hand? Have you had enough of 200-year-old men with nothing better to do than date high school girls? Are you longing for the days when vampires were Vampires, and all too eager to tear your goddamn throat out, right before lapping up a bowl of hemoglobin poured straight from your still steaming jugular?! Brother, have we got you covered. Hit the jump now for our guide to vampires that really suck.
This month, our journos and critics are presenting their take on some of the all-time classic undead movies. And plenty of these are designed to elicit screams instead of squees. So be sure to check out our looks at Planet of the Vampires, Werner Herzog's Nosferatu, Near Dark, Salem's Lot, and (my personal favorite) Captain Kronos: Vampire Hunter.
Of course there are plenty more flicks that we here at FEARnet can wholeheartedly recommend to those who want their vamps to do something besides sparkle. Check out the following...
