Freddy Krueger Has Great Taste in Women
Nothing against Heather Langenkamp, who was kinda cute in her own girl-next-door way back in 1985, but I want to be completely honest here -- Freddy 2.0 has terrific taste. First he goes after Rooney Mara (replacing Langenkamp in the lead role as Nancy in the upcoming reboot of Nightmare on Elm Street), then he torments the gorgeous unidentified blonde in a new online game that Warner Brothers has just unleashed; a game in which you choose various methods to keep a young woman awake, to save her from the blades of Mister Krueger. Get the deets after the jump.
The "Keep Her Awake" game is perfect if you're trying to get in touch with the pre-pubescent boy, or dirty old man, buried inside of you It's also the ideal Rorschach test to determine just what kind of creep you are. (Hmmm... Should I make the girl jump on her bed or take a shower?)
Eat your heart out, James Gunn -- THIS is PG porn. Check it out here.
Platinum Dunes reboot of A Nightmare on Elm Street is in theaters April 30th, 2010.
