Horror Movie Moms & Evil Offspring
As we celebrate another Mother's Day, it brings to mind all the things our moms suffer through on our behalf. Heck, some mothers are still kvetching about the torture they endured in delivering us into this fine world in the first place. Other Moms take it on the chin, and when they say they'll go to hell and back for their offspring, they mean it.
Here at FEARnet, we've scoured the archives for documentation that upholds the shining examples of those particularly devoted maternal types who've gone the distance (all the way over to the Other Side, in some cases) for their little ones. Here's to you, Mom!
PLEASE JOIN US IN WELCOMING THE NEWEST WOODHOUSE!
(Rosemary's Baby, 1968)
TV GUIDE'S HOT LIST: "THE CARVETH BROOD" MARATHON
Schedule:
10:00AM Pilot: Life's A Bitch, and So Is My Wife
Life's A Bitch, And So Is My Wife: Frank accuses Nola of being an unfit parent.
11:00AM Episode 2: If It Quacks Like A Duck
If It Quacks Like A Duck: Frank hates Nola's therapist, Dr. Raglan.
NOON Episode 3: To Grandmother's House We Go
To Grandmother's House We Go: Candice's grandmother has unwanted pests in her kitchen cabinets.
1:00PM Episode 4: Who's Your Daddy?
Who's Your Daddy?: Frank vows to protect Candice from whatever is going on; Raglan role-plays with Nola.
2:00PM Episode 5: Hot for Teacher
Hot For Teacher: Nola continues to work on her rage issues with Raglan; Frank gets to know Candice's foxy new teacher.
3:00PM Episode 6: Like An Alien Autopsy, Only Weirder
Like An Alien Autopsy, Only Weirder: Frank and the cops confront some baffling evidence.
4:00PM Episode 7: When Multiples Attack
When Multiples Attack: Candice's playdate with her new siblings goes horribly awry in the kindergarten classroom.
5:00PM Episode 8: Labor Pains
Labor Pains: Candice has trouble bonding with her siblings after they abduct her; Nola's latest labor has unexpected complications.
6:00PM Episode 9: Chip Off The Ol' Block
Chip Off The Ol' Block: Season Finale; Dr. Raglan encounters a fate worse than a malpractice suit; Frank and Candice attempt a fresh start - but there's a catch.
(The Brood, 1979)
REGAN MCNEIL: CLAIM DENIED
(The Exorcist, 1973)
MEGA CLEARANCE SALE @ TOURIST LANDMARK!
(The Shining, 1980)
FRIEND REQUEST FROM 'DAMIEN THORN'
(The Omen, 1976)
SAMARA'S YOUTUBE CHANNEL
(The Ring, 2002)
SUBPRIME REAL ESTATE
(Poltergeist, 1982)
Happy Mother's Day!
