FEARnet Office Hit By Zombie Plague!
This may be the last article I write. I'm not sure what's going on here. There seems to be some sort of virus raging through the FEARnet offices. I may only have a few minutes left and I'm not the world's fastest typer. I should probably fix that. Maybe I should take a class. No time for that, everyone here is changing & there's blood everywhere. Why did this have to happen right before the weekend? I was going to buy some toy robots on Sunday. Dammit! We're in Santa Monica...send...help...save yourself. Evidence of the plague lies below.
We're pretty sure that FEARnet Marketing Coordinator Gavin Hignight is the cause of this. You can find more info on Gavin here.
Here's what's left of our fellow FEARnet employees, we only had a few minutes to snap these pictures. This is all that is left. More details here, pics below.
Evil Ernie & Wicked Will (Programming/Marketing/Administration)
Ghoulish Gavin (Marketing)
Scary Sarah (Programming)
Witching Wexler (Marketing)
Lanced Lawrence (Editorial)
Weary Wes (Mail Room)
Cave Zombies (Production, Graphic Design, Intern)
